my dream....
last night i had the WIERDEST dream ever. it started off that my mom, brother, and i were at some sort of like humungous fair for my mom's work, and my mom slipped off to suck up to her boss, so i was left with my brother. and we went into a book store and the lady accused us of stealing, but i told her she had shitty books, so we wouldn't want to steal them. then, all of a sudden, it was me and i think maybe tara or celine, and this girl i dance with in the woods near a lake. we were living in a tent, but there was gonna be like bombings or earthquakes or something. so all of a sudden, this like scientist (i think it was ellen degeneres haha) was like I BUILT A SHELTER IN THE HUGE ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE! so we swim out, and then like snow magically appears on this huge rock, but we go in, and they're like the only way this'll stay up is if u put a frog in your butt. and i was like ok, so i tried to, but it was WAY TOO GROSS, so i didn't, and the shelter collapsed, but right before it did, we escaped on a raft. and when i wake up after having fallen asleep on the raft, i'm the only survivor, and i'm in a big field. there's a humungous jellyfish at the top of the field, floating in mid-air and stinging everyone, but once ur stinged, u die. and everyone was picking flowers and dying. but then, melanie's mom comes up in a volvo and is like HOP IN, and then all of a sudden, she turns into melanie, and she's driving me to the University of Maryland, where i'm supposed to milk cows for the rest of my life. THE END.