Nov 24, 2005 00:25
Ugh...the only thing going down in this car is the window becuase your pussy stinks...
Update given to you in my favorite form.
I. The Morning
i. Woke up at 9:30 am.
ii. Went back to sleep.
1. Matt bothers the hell out of me.
iii. Wake up at 10:42 am.
iv. Help mother in kitchen with food.
II. THE KITCHEN CHRONICLES!!
i. go into the kitchen expecting food to cook.
ii. Mother tells me to set up vcr for cousind Zach's football game later on today.
1. Set up vcr.
iii. Go into my room and play Halo 2 for 2 hours.
iv. Boil Sweet Potatoes.
v. Peel Sweet Potatoes.
vi. Andy and I go to mcdonalds by georgetown
1. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooh...fuck. haha
2. Ordered and Ate 2 Dbl. Cheeseburgers.
vii. Came home and cut sweet potatoes.
viii. Made BrownSugar sauce for sweet potatoes.
ix. mother makes/fucks up the jello.
x. Mother runs to store to reattempt the jello process.
xi. Poured Brownsugar sauce into sweet potato pans.
xii. Place sweet potatoes in oven at 350 degrees.
xiii. Baked for about 15 minutes.
xiv. More Halo 2.
xv. Brought Xbox out into living room, more Halo 2.
xvi. Brought Xbox back into room because of a bitching mother, more halo 2.
xvii. Switched Xbox to Gamecube, played Viewtiful Joe.
xviii. Got frustrated with Viewtiful Joe, switched to Super Smash Brothers Melee.
xix. Cooked Cranberry sauce.
xx. Played a bitch ass awesome game of Super Smash Brothers.
xxi. More Halo 2.
xxii. Read an article about Xbox 360.
xxiii. Red Ninja....for 3 minutes.
xxiv. More Halo 2.
xxv. made the jello whipping.
xxvi. Got a call from Danielle to hang out.
1. Agreed to hang out.
2. Hung up phone.
xxvii. As soon as phone was hung up, Steven calls to hang out.
1. Agree, yell at him for calling for the same fucking reason.
III. THE NIGHT OF ...uum NIGHTY NIGHT THINGS
i. Put on hoodie and shoes.
ii. Danielle comes to pick me up.
iii. Drive to Walgreens
1. Pick up perscription for Danielles Grandmother, who was also in the car.
iv. Drop of Danielles grandmother.
v. Went to HobbyLobby.
vi. Danielle gives me keys to get her purse.
vii. Me and Steve steal Danielle's car (Steve drives)
viii. Steve goes to Westgate to see if p0jo is working.
ix. Hits the curb and pops the tire.
*rushing things along now*
we bring it back and danielle is pissed we change the tire and go down to park where danielle's father is playing volleyball, we get into the school portion where we attempt to go on the roof but are caught by a custodian who leads us out of the building, where we just go back to the fieldhouse again and wait there for a little while for er father to check out the spare tire's nut job :P. anyway, we get rolling again where we go to becca's for awhile to see the house comng together finally....thats one beautiful gaint mf plasma....i wanted to orgasm all over that giant beauty we leave and head outside where we go to mcdonalds and then we go to Danielle's Grandmas house to horse around like the retards wqe all are. after awhile we leave and Amy and Steve go into amy's car so they can go home and danielle takes me back to her house so she can change and i can sit there talking to her parents about how she fucks up her tires all the time and finally after like half an hour she finishes and we leave to take me home which she didnt she goes and parks behind dr jones to do her makeup becuase she wasd going to her boyfriends house after she drops me off. While we were there steve calls me and asks me where the hell i wasd becuase he was at my hhouse waiting for me with amy so they can pick me up and we could all hang out so i tell them where we were and then we moved down the street out of view, but we could still see the school. They finally get there and go to the parking lot and turn around and called me asking me where the fuck i was i said turn right, so amy turns left... and then i yell at her and she turns back aournd and i lead to where we were where they picked me up and we left and went to find a place to find some food after coasting down chicory for awhile. We go a ways down durand and just turn to go to wendy's and had delicious wendy's jr. cheeseburgers after the cheeseburgers we went to taco bell for a friggin straw for my shake which i never got a straw for. when we got to taco bell i got a straw and a nachobelle grande for steve becuase hes a fatass. then they took me home and here i am smiling and providing you with this strange runon update.
and for amber. your in here now becuase i love you. stop being mad at me becuase i didnt put you in here. I love you x 10 billion. amber amber amber...i love amber.
Toodles
oh, and somewhere in the day i took a shower.