For those who care......Me
Hahhahaha...My mom bought me a Stewie Hat....shes so awesome.
Now about Zelda (the rest of this is about zelda...and me losing my mind):
They pushed it back more.....November 2nd was global launch....I was planning a week off of school and work for when I got it....I was syked. I have it already pre-paid, which I did 6 months ago. I was patient enough for waiting 2 and a half fucking years...and they pushed it back another 6 months. Another 6 months, waiting, wanting to blow my brains out in anticipation for it, another 6 months of dreaming, of losing my mind to the realms of nothing. 6 months. They wanted 6 months. They want to enhance what looks to be already perfect. They want to add more to the already perfect. They want more than perfect. They want it so good, that I will have a heartattack when I buy it. They want to find me in my room, dead, foaming at the mouth with it in my hands. they want to see the eyes popping out of my head. They want to see the impossible smile made possible. Nintendo wants to kill me. Nintendo wants to see me IN HEAVENS HANDS!!!
The Next fiscal year? they want to launch it after March 31st? thats too close to the revolution....and I swear it, if they launch it FOR the revolution I will go down to Japan, and I will shoot Eiji Aunoma in the head myself, go down the corridor, up the 3 flights of stairs, and take out Shigeru Miyamoto, then turn the gun on myself...hehehehehehehehe I'd never do that....I couldnt....they are wonderful *twitch* THEY PUSHED IT BACK SIX FUCKING MONTHS!?!?!?! THE BLOOD CHANGES COLORS WHEN IT DRIES!!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?! I NEED FRESH BLOOD!! I NEED TO KEEP THE WALL WET!!! THATS WHY I NEED TO KILL YOU!! I NEED TO KEEP THE WALLS WET!!! *throws a dagger through the man and the chair* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR TOES!!! SIX MONTHS!?!?!?! SIX!?!?!?! six six six six is x is si xsi xsi xis xis xis ixs xis...rar.
Twilight Princess....another 6 months....I have to be an Adult to get it now? I can't be my little hellraiser self to get it? I have to be responsible? I HAVE TO KILL!?!?! I NEED IT!!! ITS MY BLOOD NOW!!! I NEED ZELDA!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
thank you kaplan for explaining that they are enhancing it so I get a better experience for my wait. hehe, look, a victim SMASH RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I'm going to be up all night playing WindWaker.....no.....Legend of Zelda....THEN I will play Adventure of Link....the Ill play A Link to the Past....then I'll play Link's Awakening.....then Ocarina of Time.....the Majora's Mask...(I think it will be noon by the time I get to Majora's Mask....So yeah, after I get back from daily life of break downs and throwing ignited liquor bottles at the unworthy, I will play Oracle of Seasons and then Oracle of Ages...(HA they'll take like 15 minutes each, they're so damn easy) then ill play Four Swords by myslef on 2 Gameboy Advances....then I'll play WindWaker....mmmmmmmmm WindWaker...maybe she will put me to sleep with its beauty....the ill wake up and play FourSwords Adventures and HAVE FUCKING FUN DOING IT!!!! Then I will play Minish Cap, finish Minish Cap by defeating the darkevil bastard VAATI and then breathe heavily.....and do it again. rinse, lather, repeat....always repeat....always repeat heheheheheh repeat, repeating repeat, repeation, repeatilate,heheheheh reptile smell like feet...like feet.....like like...LIKE LIKE!!! FEET KEESE FEET HAHAHAHAHA
INPUT NAME!!!
Kill Armos Knights
Slaughter Lan Molas
Butcher Moldorm
Splatter Helmasaur King
Knock down Agahnim
Asassinate Aarghus
Rip Apart Mothula
Defeat Blind *hehehe blind....*
Cook KholdStare
Rock Vitreous
Scrap Trinexx
Liquefy Agahnim
Destroy Ganon....complete ROLL CREDITS!!!
mmmmmm
Now about Zelda (the rest of this is about zelda...and me losing my mind):
They pushed it back more.....November 2nd was global launch....I was planning a week off of school and work for when I got it....I was syked. I have it already pre-paid, which I did 6 months ago. I was patient enough for waiting 2 and a half fucking years...and they pushed it back another 6 months. Another 6 months, waiting, wanting to blow my brains out in anticipation for it, another 6 months of dreaming, of losing my mind to the realms of nothing. 6 months. They wanted 6 months. They want to enhance what looks to be already perfect. They want to add more to the already perfect. They want more than perfect. They want it so good, that I will have a heartattack when I buy it. They want to find me in my room, dead, foaming at the mouth with it in my hands. they want to see the eyes popping out of my head. They want to see the impossible smile made possible. Nintendo wants to kill me. Nintendo wants to see me IN HEAVENS HANDS!!!
The Next fiscal year? they want to launch it after March 31st? thats too close to the revolution....and I swear it, if they launch it FOR the revolution I will go down to Japan, and I will shoot Eiji Aunoma in the head myself, go down the corridor, up the 3 flights of stairs, and take out Shigeru Miyamoto, then turn the gun on myself...hehehehehehehehe I'd never do that....I couldnt....they are wonderful *twitch* THEY PUSHED IT BACK SIX FUCKING MONTHS!?!?!?! THE BLOOD CHANGES COLORS WHEN IT DRIES!!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?! I NEED FRESH BLOOD!! I NEED TO KEEP THE WALL WET!!! THATS WHY I NEED TO KILL YOU!! I NEED TO KEEP THE WALLS WET!!! *throws a dagger through the man and the chair* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR TOES!!! SIX MONTHS!?!?!?! SIX!?!?!?! six six six six is x is si xsi xsi xis xis xis ixs xis...rar.
Twilight Princess....another 6 months....I have to be an Adult to get it now? I can't be my little hellraiser self to get it? I have to be responsible? I HAVE TO KILL!?!?! I NEED IT!!! ITS MY BLOOD NOW!!! I NEED ZELDA!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
thank you kaplan for explaining that they are enhancing it so I get a better experience for my wait. hehe, look, a victim SMASH RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I'm going to be up all night playing WindWaker.....no.....Legend of Zelda....THEN I will play Adventure of Link....the Ill play A Link to the Past....then I'll play Link's Awakening.....then Ocarina of Time.....the Majora's Mask...(I think it will be noon by the time I get to Majora's Mask....So yeah, after I get back from daily life of break downs and throwing ignited liquor bottles at the unworthy, I will play Oracle of Seasons and then Oracle of Ages...(HA they'll take like 15 minutes each, they're so damn easy) then ill play Four Swords by myslef on 2 Gameboy Advances....then I'll play WindWaker....mmmmmmmmm WindWaker...maybe she will put me to sleep with its beauty....the ill wake up and play FourSwords Adventures and HAVE FUCKING FUN DOING IT!!!! Then I will play Minish Cap, finish Minish Cap by defeating the darkevil bastard VAATI and then breathe heavily.....and do it again. rinse, lather, repeat....always repeat....always repeat heheheheheh repeat, repeating repeat, repeation, repeatilate,heheheheh reptile smell like feet...like feet.....like like...LIKE LIKE!!! FEET KEESE FEET HAHAHAHAHA
INPUT NAME!!!
Kill Armos Knights
Slaughter Lan Molas
Butcher Moldorm
Splatter Helmasaur King
Knock down Agahnim
Asassinate Aarghus
Rip Apart Mothula
Defeat Blind *hehehe blind....*
Cook KholdStare
Rock Vitreous
Scrap Trinexx
Liquefy Agahnim
Destroy Ganon....complete ROLL CREDITS!!!
mmmmmm