Your tax dollars at work :)
Ok, while working today, I came up with a theory of why boys like to where tight or "emo" pants. "Emo pants" as they are called, lift the cheeks of the buttocks upward and somewhat distance them from eachother. This in turn, creates less mobility of the cheeks, which stops rubbing. The rubbing is a normal effect from the walking, but this is where the guys get downside.
Guys who where emo pants can't/do not wipe their ass correctly. They obviously miss a spot or just dont even bother at all. In missing these key "soil spots" , it creates a moisturous padding between the cheeks which will rub together forming a frictitious state. This friction creates a rash, causing pain between the buttocks. This pain goes on and on. the solution? Tight Ass-Lifting Pants. "Emo pants" lift the cheeks apart so the "soil spots" do not have a chance to rub into eachother, thus eliminating the friction and depleting the pain.
So there you have it emo boys and over the counter blow up girls, emo pants are used for medical purposes.
Guys who where emo pants can't/do not wipe their ass correctly. They obviously miss a spot or just dont even bother at all. In missing these key "soil spots" , it creates a moisturous padding between the cheeks which will rub together forming a frictitious state. This friction creates a rash, causing pain between the buttocks. This pain goes on and on. the solution? Tight Ass-Lifting Pants. "Emo pants" lift the cheeks apart so the "soil spots" do not have a chance to rub into eachother, thus eliminating the friction and depleting the pain.
So there you have it emo boys and over the counter blow up girls, emo pants are used for medical purposes.