faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

[comedypixie]

i lost one of my contact lenses...actually, i didn't lose it, it disappeared after i put it in it's case and left it for 2 days..these aren't regular lenses either...these are ortho-k lenses....these cost about $200 a pair or more...and if my brother's experience will be anything like my own, he's waited about 6 weeks for his new set.....i can't wait that long, or the whole 4 year long procedure will go to shits....there goes my loft savings....the appointment will cost around $350 or so...i hope my health plan covers some of this shit....

i won't be performing tonite at ein-stein's but i'll be running the show...needless to say, those who go over their time are really fucked b/c i'm super pissed off...if my cat ate it i swear....