So I spent a ridiculous amount of time watching Chris Crocker videos last night because the only one I've seen before is the Britney vid. Not only did I start to develope some kind of unnatural fear, but between him and Larry the Cable Guy, I would shoot him first.
What scares me more is all of his crazy-ass dipshit fans. I not only wasted a lot of time watching his videos, but a portion of my brain will be lost forever. Specifically the logical reasoning portion. ALL OF HIS VIDEOS CONTRADICT HIS OTHER VIDEOS. "Its not the outside, but the inside of yourself that matters most," and then, "Personality is fake but what you see is real and you really can judge somebody based on their outside." Or "Women are gross and stinky and gay guys will always be better than women, blah blah blah," to "Women are way better than men and I'm a real bitch."
I can't believe him. I can't tell if between all the crying and laughing and shitting my pants if I puked at all, but I'm pretty sure I threw up a little bit. PLEASE PLEASE send Chris Crocker and all of his 'Real' Bitch friends to an island.
PS You should change your major and be a Professional Tattoo Artist. And then you can write "Chris Cocker is a Motherfuckin' Douchebag But He Smells Even Worse" on everyone's ass.
What scares me more is all of his crazy-ass dipshit fans. I not only wasted a lot of time watching his videos, but a portion of my brain will be lost forever. Specifically the logical reasoning portion. ALL OF HIS VIDEOS CONTRADICT HIS OTHER VIDEOS. "Its not the outside, but the inside of yourself that matters most," and then, "Personality is fake but what you see is real and you really can judge somebody based on their outside." Or "Women are gross and stinky and gay guys will always be better than women, blah blah blah," to "Women are way better than men and I'm a real bitch."
I can't believe him. I can't tell if between all the crying and laughing and shitting my pants if I puked at all, but I'm pretty sure I threw up a little bit. PLEASE PLEASE send Chris Crocker and all of his 'Real' Bitch friends to an island.
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