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[comeasyouwere]

A woman walks into a grocery store and buys the following:

1 toothbrush, 1 razor , 1 tv dinner , 1 video, And 1 magazine....

The kid at the register asks, "are you single?"
The woman blushed and responded "why yes, how did you know?"

"Because you’re fucking ugly."

Comments

What is it with you and Red and Squirrels????

[amyj007]

Sorry I missed you while I was in Phx, I think we were both up to trouble!!! Way to keep up the scandals on your side.
Come to Tucson soon, we can get hoolied!!! :)

[comeasyouwere]

if i were a caveman i would use a squirrel for my loin cloth, because squirrels hide nuts!!

i missed ya whorebags, we will definitely party it up down south!

[trish_d_dish]

down south? in my pants!