I get my hair cut once a year, when winter is officially over, as judged by the following criterion: temperature in the 70s, predicted & achieved, two days in a row. That varies surprisingly: in the 27 years I have kept records, the earliest was 13 March 2012, the latest was 22 May 1992 & 1999, and the median is 5 May.
It was a half-hour struggle to get this picture to appear right side up. I tried to make it smaller, but that only clipped it. I have no idea how I might have put this text to the right of it.