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So in the last few days my internet broke, I slammed my finger in a car door and broke it, completely blew a job interview for winter break, got hit on by a homeless guy, missed the opening of my favorite Halloween store, learned that yes, drinking four pots of coffee in two hours will make you vomit, apparently spilled something sticky all over my
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Totally. Mocha laser would be for standard enemies, frappuccino for super tough ones, and then of course pumpkin spice for all your holiday season deathmatch needs.
B-because you weren’t on the bus when that happened? (They’re not supposed to coast on one wheel, are they?) I think I still have the imprint of the emergency exit handle on my face >:. Still, it would be pretty cool to watch if your life wasn’t in imminent danger.
It makes sense if you get your fingers caught somewhere (like in a car door or something) because then there’s less there to…get squished and break, I guess, but other than that, it is kind of confusing. Maybe it’s just that less surface area means less damage? Or something. Idk. MEDICAL MYSTERY.
ASWDFJA;SDJF;AWSDKJF;SDAKJF;AKJF;SLKJFS;KJ WHAT IS THIS. IT…IT…IT’S BEAUTIFUL. SO HEROIC. Seriously, there are no words. I opened this in the middle of the library and squeed, started laughing hysterically, and ended up flailing on the ground, while half the people in there just stood and watched. I MADE A SPECTACLE OF MYSELF BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. Also, that pink princess castle in the background kills me for some reason <3. You win, forever.
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