Tarot, you are my forever enabler of time wasting. <3
The Five Questions Meme
How this meme works:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation. (if you care to do so)
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
1. So I'm curious, what don't you ship?
Uh…hm. Hard question. Let’s see…honestly? Bel/anyone. I know I whore him out like it’s my job, but something about his character and the way he’s fixated on something that happened when he was eight doesn’t say ‘suitable for sex and/or relationships’ to me. But it’s always been part of my headcanon that he’s an asexual slut. Stop making that face and let me explain. See, I can picture him fucking just about anyone. But only because he’s bored and curious and it’s another way of playing with someone- the sex itself wouldn’t be that interesting to him, only the way the other person reacted. At the same time, I could totally see him being a virgin, even tyl, just because sticking knives in someone is more fun than sticking body parts in them.
2. Why don't you write moooooooore
BECAUSE I’M A FAILURE. I have so many half-finished things just sitting on my computer or on crumply little bits of paper that I save and keep meaning to type up, but every time I go to try and work on something, my brain just like…goes off to play video games and leaves me staring at it and sobbing. I’M TRYING, it’s just…you don’t want to read these half-finished things, trust me.
3. Who's your favorite Shimon?
I don’t know if I have a favorite. I’m forever loyal to Adelheid (even if Amano is making it very, very hard right now), but I love Aoba too, because…well, how can you not? (I would love to agree with you on adoring Julie, but every time I look at him and his pedosmirk, all I can think is ‘CREEPER NO CREEPING.’ I’m sorry, he terrifiiiiieeesss meeeee ;;.)
4. Heck, who's your favorite Vongola?
Just the guardians or the whole family? I’m just going to assume the Varia doesn’t count, because you know I’m too much of a Bel fag to pick anyone else. (And if he’s not included, then I would pick Mammon, and then Lussuria, and Squalo, and so on. So yes, let’s just not count the Varia.) Out of the guardians, probably Ryohei. They all have their moments for me, but he’s loud. And an idiot. And 110% dedicated. And an idiot. And really funny without meaning to be. And an idiot. I CAN’T RESIST. For the whole family, maybe…old man Nono and his pimp cane Basil (stop making fun of my Shakespearian speech kink, kthnx) Angelina Joli- I mean, Bianchi Reborn? I love how can be a srs bzns Spartan bastard and an immature little brat all in the same sentence, without missing a beat.
And I know you didn’t ask, but since I’m already answering favorite family member questions (and clearly these answers aren’t long enough), my favorite Millefiore is actually a three-way tie between Byakuran, Iris and Rasiel mmm…three-way, my favorite Kokuyo is M.M. shutupmeangirlsarehot,ok?, and my favorite Tomaso is LONG…Pantera.
5. HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE YURI EXCHANGE YET
. …AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
And on a completely different note, does anybody else think Bel's new character song is ridiculously adorable? I've been sitting here listening to it for the last hour, drinking coffee and eating homemade cinnamon orange chocolate cookies. *brb, in my happy place
How this meme works:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation. (if you care to do so)
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
1. So I'm curious, what don't you ship?
Uh…hm. Hard question. Let’s see…honestly? Bel/anyone. I know I whore him out like it’s my job, but something about his character and the way he’s fixated on something that happened when he was eight doesn’t say ‘suitable for sex and/or relationships’ to me. But it’s always been part of my headcanon that he’s an asexual slut. Stop making that face and let me explain. See, I can picture him fucking just about anyone. But only because he’s bored and curious and it’s another way of playing with someone- the sex itself wouldn’t be that interesting to him, only the way the other person reacted. At the same time, I could totally see him being a virgin, even tyl, just because sticking knives in someone is more fun than sticking body parts in them.
2. Why don't you write moooooooore
BECAUSE I’M A FAILURE. I have so many half-finished things just sitting on my computer or on crumply little bits of paper that I save and keep meaning to type up, but every time I go to try and work on something, my brain just like…goes off to play video games and leaves me staring at it and sobbing. I’M TRYING, it’s just…you don’t want to read these half-finished things, trust me.
3. Who's your favorite Shimon?
I don’t know if I have a favorite. I’m forever loyal to Adelheid (even if Amano is making it very, very hard right now), but I love Aoba too, because…well, how can you not? (I would love to agree with you on adoring Julie, but every time I look at him and his pedosmirk, all I can think is ‘CREEPER NO CREEPING.’ I’m sorry, he terrifiiiiieeesss meeeee ;;.)
4. Heck, who's your favorite Vongola?
Just the guardians or the whole family? I’m just going to assume the Varia doesn’t count, because you know I’m too much of a Bel fag to pick anyone else. (And if he’s not included, then I would pick Mammon, and then Lussuria, and Squalo, and so on. So yes, let’s just not count the Varia.) Out of the guardians, probably Ryohei. They all have their moments for me, but he’s loud. And an idiot. And 110% dedicated. And an idiot. And really funny without meaning to be. And an idiot. I CAN’T RESIST. For the whole family, maybe…old man Nono and his pimp cane Basil (stop making fun of my Shakespearian speech kink, kthnx) Angelina Joli- I mean, Bianchi Reborn? I love how can be a srs bzns Spartan bastard and an immature little brat all in the same sentence, without missing a beat.
And I know you didn’t ask, but since I’m already answering favorite family member questions (and clearly these answers aren’t long enough), my favorite Millefiore is actually a three-way tie between Byakuran, Iris and Rasiel mmm…three-way, my favorite Kokuyo is M.M. shutupmeangirlsarehot,ok?, and my favorite Tomaso is LONG…Pantera.
5. HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE YURI EXCHANGE YET
. …AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
And on a completely different note, does anybody else think Bel's new character song is ridiculously adorable? I've been sitting here listening to it for the last hour, drinking coffee and eating homemade cinnamon orange chocolate cookies. *brb, in my happy place