Spring has sprung...in my pants?
Dear Always corporation,
In what universe is making my sanitary pad smell like flowers a reasonable way to welcome the spring season? I don't believe that any sane person thinks "you know what would make my day so much brighter? If my bleeding crotch smelled like a garden." Not to mention the fact that I AM ALLERGIC TO BEES. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR FLORAL-SCENTED ANYTHING. Especially near my genitals. Well, I don't think I've read any literature that says bee stings by your vagina will kill you any faster. But still. It's the principle of the thing. Of all the body parts I possess, the one I least want vespids to swarm toward is my crotch. It's just one of those things.
Thanks for your time,
A concerned citizen
In what universe is making my sanitary pad smell like flowers a reasonable way to welcome the spring season? I don't believe that any sane person thinks "you know what would make my day so much brighter? If my bleeding crotch smelled like a garden." Not to mention the fact that I AM ALLERGIC TO BEES. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR FLORAL-SCENTED ANYTHING. Especially near my genitals. Well, I don't think I've read any literature that says bee stings by your vagina will kill you any faster. But still. It's the principle of the thing. Of all the body parts I possess, the one I least want vespids to swarm toward is my crotch. It's just one of those things.
Thanks for your time,
A concerned citizen