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"Yo, you've reached Dante. If this is Vergil, how the fuck did you get my number. Stop stalking me. Anybody else? Leave a message and I'll get around to calling you back after I get done doing whatever it is I'm doing.. If this is that one chick from Orlando, I told you: I got a restraining order out on you and there's nothing else to say. Paternity test was false anyway."
[Please mark txts and voicemails in the subject.]