54th Chore [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

Oct 16, 2011 19:30

[Today on MAGNETON CAM, a costume shop! One that appears to be specialized toward rather... unique costumes. In fact, Hayate is currently wearing a odd looking helmet as he strikes a dramatic pose.]

This is no ordinary helmet... With this, I can train and cook three times as fast--!

Hayate! Hayate! I can't believe there're so many things to choose from! It's amazing!! [And then Yayoi pops into view, wearing no less than parts from TEN costumes, including a Pac-Man helmet, a drill arm, a glove that looks like half of a burger, and a samurai sword. She blinks at Hayate.]

Wow... um, what's that helmet from?

Yeah, there sure is a lot! And it's actually a lot like a helmet that Char wears in-- WHOA?! [That would be Hayate actually turning to Yayoi and seeing her decked out in that chimeric combo of costumes.]

Umm... Yayoi...? I... I think maybe you should focus on trying on one at a time for now... Because, um... There's overkill, and then there is... well... what you have on right now.

Uuu~... [She fiddles with her drill-and-burger gloves, bringing the slowly-spinning drill dangerously close to her cheek] I couldn't decide which one to go with! They all looked like so much fun!

Ahaha... [He gives the top of her Pac-Man helmet a sympathetic pat, while warily eying that drill...] It's okay, I understand! Since there's so much here, how about we try on a few things together?

[Yayoi perks up at that!] Ah, that's a great idea!! Which ones should we try on first? I'll let you choose~!

Mm! First, let's get you out of all that first-- [And this would be when the camera flickers out for a while, before coming back on a few minutes later.

The focus of the camera now? Hayate wearing a small golden tiara with a red gem in the middle, along with two odango style pigtail hair extensions. They even match his natural hair color.]

O... Okay, just repeat after me! [And while striking a very specific pose--] In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!

[Yayoi's also wearing a similar tiara, though she doesn't actually have the meatball hair; she IS wearing elbow-length gloves, though she also has, for some reason, a certain mask on her face that Hayate couldn't dissuade her from wearing. There's a frown on her face as she tries to copy his arm motions (and fails, since she's got the pose mirrored).] I-In the name of the Moon...?

[The butler stares at her for a moment while maintaining the pose, before violently shaking his head--causing the pigtails to whip about-- with a rapidly increasing blush.] N... No! No good! I thought it would be kind of cute and funny, yet now I just feel like I'm pushing my limits! Yayoi, I need to make up for this loss--!

[Yayoi blinks, just... not getting Hayate's embarrassment at all] N-No good!? Um, um, then... ah! I know! How about--

[After a few moments, the camera comes back in to see... Yayoi somehow dressed as a red-and-beige robot that's mostly just a head. Yayoi's OWN head sticks out of the top of it, and her limbs stick out where Lagann's own would be.] Uu-uuu~! This is so cute!! Where did you say it was from again, Hayate?

[Naturally, Hayate is somehow matching her completely, decked out as a similar looking red-and-black robot, one that has giant sunglasses on its torso. With his head sticking out the top, he lets out a small chuckle.] While I'm surprised you think it's cute of all things... I have just one very important question to ask you before I explain, Yayoi...

[And with a deep breath, he points toward the robot-idol in a dramatic fashion.] --Who the hell do you think I am?! [Click.]

(( tl;dr? Hayate and Yayoi are goofing around in a cosplay shop, so expect light-to-heavy 4th wall tapping. Replies will be You -> Hayate -> Yayoi! Feel free to waltz in during either of the three costume antics, or if you don't specify, we'll pick one randomly! ))

in the name of the moon, holiday related nonsense, !goldenrod city, fourth wall warning, magnetic personality, wakka wakka wakka wakka, yayoi! gattai da!, drills are dangerous!, no ordinary zaku...

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