43rd Chore [Audio] (Forward Dated to 5 AM 6/5)

[combat_butler]

*Boy it sure is an early morning, Johto! The sun hasn't even made its way up yet and there is already an audio feed clicking on! A rather silent one, aside from the quiet murmurs of a Umbreon who flopped over onto a certain butler's Pokegear. But when does a silent audio feed ever last

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[video]

[pencilfigure]

[FFFFUUUUUU.]

W-Would you stop trying to prove to us every single time you post just what a girly cross-dressing pervert you are?! How are you going to repay me after disturbing my beauty rest and shattering my ear drums with that high-pitched screech of yours, huh?!

[audio]

[combat_butler]

Wha.... what?! I-I'm not trying to prove anything of the sort!! It was a completely justified shriek of horror!!

[video]

[pencilfigure]

So what does that say then when your natural reaction is to shriek like a girl, huh? We also don't need you to broadcast who it is you're keeping as a bedside companion, you know.

[audio]

[combat_butler]

I-It was the first one tha--- EH?! S-S-S-SHE'S NOT A BEDSIDE COMPANION! S-s-she's not even a tableside companion!!

[video]

[pencilfigure]

W-What is she doing in your bed then-?!

[audio/video]

[combat_butler]

I don't knooooooooooooooooow!! I just... woke up to her there!! *cry at least he got out from under her and is now taking cover in his own room *

[video]

[pencilfigure]

Where did she come from then?!

[audio]

[combat_butler]

How... How should I know?! She was just way too sneaky!

[video]

[pencilfigure]

Y-You have to know her from somewhere, though!

[audio]

[combat_butler]

--er! Th-that's... How I met her isn't anything worth mentioning!

[video]

[pencilfigure]

If it's anything like this then I'm pretty sure it is.

[audio]

[combat_butler]

Wha... Do... Please don't get the wrong idea, Haqua-san!! My relationship with Mammon-san is largely one-sided on her part!

[audio]

[wantnotneed]

Oh~? Do you mean he hasn't already? For shame.

[video]

[pencilfigure]

W-Well yeah, he kind of has... b-but it's not like he has to keep shoving it in our faces!

A-Anyway, what are you doing in his bed in the first place?!

[audio/video]

[wantnotneed]

Hmm? Do you want to know what we're doing? My, my. It's so private though. Would a stammering kid like you bear to know what adult-like things we're doing under the covers~?

[video]

[pencilfigure]

W-Who are you calling a kid?! I'll have you know I'm 300 hundred years old here! [inb4 granny jokes now. That was much better, Haqua...]

I-In any case, Hayate said he doesn't even know what you're doing there anyway!