Blow Jobs, and pipe bombs?

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how1original2: When a guy asks u to suck it...smile turn around and say,"I heard its dangerous to put small things in my mouth"
how1original2: i like that.
how1original2: a lot
flashurbelly: i knew U would
how1original2: *gasp*
how1original2: WHAT!?!
how1original2: not me
flashurbelly: mhm suuuuuuure
how1original2: emily, the only cock ive put my mouth on is yours, and you know it!
flashurbelly: yea but shhh
how1original2: lol
how1original2: are you embarrassed? you don't want people to know?
how1original2: wtf is that about? i thought you loved me emily
flashurbelly: i do i do...but ummm i dont kno how to break this to u...but...there r a few others...not just u :'(
flashurbelly: lol
how1original2: emily ______ harrington!
how1original2: i dont know your middle name
how1original2: but
how1original2: *cries..how could you do this to me?
flashurbelly: (michelle)
how1original2: thats my middle name. what first you take my heart, then my middle name!
how1original2: what kind of person are you?!
flashurbelly: u never said it was ...i forget the word...
flashurbelly: lol rlly?
flashurbelly: evil manial conniving
how1original2: hehe
how1original2: let's bomb something.
how1original2: wait. we can't say that. we might get arrested.
flashurbelly: ok how bout lets not bomb sumthin *wink wink*
how1original2: that's dum...oh wait. i get your drift..let's not build it in my basment.
how1original2: let's bomb europe.
how1original2: er
how1original2: not
how1original2: lol
how1original2: damn canadians.