Okay, here I am again. First of all, holy fuck, flist go boom. Even setting it on Journals Only I had to scroll through three pages, you nutcases. XD
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umm, hope for your sake I'm not on your list... lol, that would clog it good. (shrug) apologies, this is my only non-work contact with the world
I wonder what his kink is, single boy (according to the church right?) hangs out only with boys..... (VVEG) how much trouble would you into in your lovely country for writing slash jesus fanfic? rotflol
husband as he submits to God. still sitting here gaping. no, seriously???? WTBFH? you need to move to NF. they may be weird there but I can't imagine them nearly that bananaas....
Well actually you are, but you're actually not that bad compared to some of them. XD
Oh god, I would probably get put in Guantanamo if I wrote that. Actually, there are hints in the Bible that he had an affair with one of his male disciples, but most Christians tend to ignore that part in favor of fire and brimstone. I should definitely move to NF. Think they have anything I could do there? Maybe at the university...MUN, I think, my memory is rusty....*shrugs* I've heard of worse weddings. My other sister, on the other hand, was awesome and had a shotgun wedding. Twice. Me...well, I like living in sin, thank you very much. XD
oh! I gotta give you a dirty image: take a site to make you own inspirational posters: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php add this little conversation: we were driving home tonight and they are reworking the road. had these signs saying 'raised manholes' and hubby snorted and said "now if they said raised manhoods~~" (or mangoods as I typoed and then liked..)..... my very dirty brain of course agreed.. but then went.. "well actually... raised man holes .... is kinda worse..."
and you get: picture a proper roadsign with an X through the word 'holes', and the word 'goods' handwritten in. a pack of women defending the new sign and a male road crew looking annoyed... Tagline: 'And that's when the women realized the men might... 'prefer' the old word for, err, 'special', reasons...'
I wonder what his kink is, single boy (according to the church right?) hangs out only with boys..... (VVEG) how much trouble would you into in your lovely country for writing slash jesus fanfic? rotflol
husband as he submits to God. still sitting here gaping. no, seriously???? WTBFH? you need to move to NF. they may be weird there but I can't imagine them nearly that bananaas....
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Oh god, I would probably get put in Guantanamo if I wrote that. Actually, there are hints in the Bible that he had an affair with one of his male disciples, but most Christians tend to ignore that part in favor of fire and brimstone. I should definitely move to NF. Think they have anything I could do there? Maybe at the university...MUN, I think, my memory is rusty....*shrugs* I've heard of worse weddings. My other sister, on the other hand, was awesome and had a shotgun wedding. Twice. Me...well, I like living in sin, thank you very much. XD
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sin is better. even 14 yers later
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oh! I gotta give you a dirty image:
take a site to make you own inspirational posters: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php
add this little conversation: we were driving home tonight and they are reworking the road. had these signs saying 'raised manholes' and hubby snorted and said "now if they said raised manhoods~~" (or mangoods as I typoed and then liked..).....
my very dirty brain of course agreed.. but then went.. "well actually... raised man holes .... is kinda worse..."
and you get: picture a proper roadsign with an X through the word 'holes', and the word 'goods' handwritten in. a pack of women defending the new sign and a male road crew looking annoyed... Tagline: 'And that's when the women realized the men might... 'prefer' the old word for, err, 'special', reasons...'
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