I'll be gone from late tomorrow to I think Friday or Saturday. I'm saying this now because my computer is a worthless piece of crap outfitted with Microshit and therefore the internet is being a pain in the ass.
If you're here about Big Bang (Beta, Art, whatever): Leave a comment to this post titled "Big Bang". I'll get to it as soon as I get back, and possibly there if it turns out the hotel by some miracle of engineering has internet. Anuna, if you send me anything, I should have it back to you by at the most Monday. Probably before that, but I can never tell.
Everyone else: You may title your comment "I Like Squirrels!" and type in binary. This will inevitably make the comment come to my mental inbox, where I will flip through it with my metaphysical fingers and then reply with "And I care...why?"
....If you actually do that, I'll probably have a hernia laughing and love you forever, simply because you actually know how to type in binary.
(0100100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100100000011001100110000101101101011010010110110001101001011000010111001000111111001000000100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110011011100010111010101101001011100100111001001100101011011000111001100100001)
If not, you can always use
this handy converter.
In other news,
Ryanair announced that transcontinental business class passengers will receive free "beds and blowjobs." Award for most awesome airline, anyone? I'm totally going to fly with them just for that. Seriously, these guys make me want to make a commerical with that guy who was forced to sit in the toilet on a JetBlue plane and go all "Could of flied with Ryanair!" on him, in the style of V8 commercials. You just know Stinky Weaselteets and his gang of deep-fried penguin zombies....I mean, Pat Robertson is going to blame this for the next big natural disaster.