Quotes!
(punkgurl) I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch
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(okoshun) The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark.
(max) That
(max) Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect.
(max) Or so they like to believe :)
(okoshun) The *are* perfect. ;)
(max) Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday?
(max) You know how I have a corner desk?
(okoshun) A gravitational flaw.
(max) he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up
(max) And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments
(max) So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down
(okoshun) max: He did that on purpose.
(max) It was funny as hell.
(okoshun) max: He knew you needed a laugh.
(max) he looked mortified. He left shortly after.
(okoshun) You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;)
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* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
(nSu`bNr`t) is that a channel for active server page ?
(Karyon) no
(Karyon) its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
(Karyon) We're snaketrainers
(Karyon) you interested in becoming one?
(ZondrZout) Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
(Karyon) really?
(ZondrZout) Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
(Karyon) You dont have a snake, idiath
(ZondrZout) I don't?
(Karyon) no
(Karyon) thas your dick
(ZondrZout) Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
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(MercyBeat04) linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.
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(Storm) Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
(Storm) Guess I should leave, brb
(Zekk) Hhmm.... that sucks
(Storm) Whew, it got put out
(Zekk) Everything OK?
(Storm) Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P
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ROFL pure gold!
(@DrFurious) -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
(MrSauce) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(MrSauce) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(alfred) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(@DrFurious) i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice
(@DrFurious) i'll be famous
(leedo) omg lets do a group suicide
(leedo) they better give us each our own notice though
(@rincewind1013) i'm in if your in
(@DrFurious) maybe we can stagger them to make sure
(MrSauce) my mom sure will be proud
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(Agent) [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs
(Agent) You should see a doctor about that.
(Agent) 18 secs?!
(king_minkus) :D
(king_minkus) yep
(king_minkus) my hand is good
(king_minkus) DAMN good
(Agent) I'll uh... take your word for it :)
(Silent_Remorse) 18 secs? Your pathetic
(Silent_Remorse) ;p
(king_minkus) i repeat
(king_minkus) my hand is good
(Silent_Remorse) I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
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(BlazeHedgehog) For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page
(BlazeHedgehog) So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"
(Waffle-X) lol
(Sz) I'd be crying too
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more later, lunch time!
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(okoshun) The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark.
(max) That
(max) Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect.
(max) Or so they like to believe :)
(okoshun) The *are* perfect. ;)
(max) Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday?
(max) You know how I have a corner desk?
(okoshun) A gravitational flaw.
(max) he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up
(max) And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments
(max) So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down
(okoshun) max: He did that on purpose.
(max) It was funny as hell.
(okoshun) max: He knew you needed a laugh.
(max) he looked mortified. He left shortly after.
(okoshun) You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;)
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* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
(nSu`bNr`t) is that a channel for active server page ?
(Karyon) no
(Karyon) its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
(Karyon) We're snaketrainers
(Karyon) you interested in becoming one?
(ZondrZout) Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
(Karyon) really?
(ZondrZout) Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
(Karyon) You dont have a snake, idiath
(ZondrZout) I don't?
(Karyon) no
(Karyon) thas your dick
(ZondrZout) Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
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(MercyBeat04) linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.
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(Storm) Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
(Storm) Guess I should leave, brb
(Zekk) Hhmm.... that sucks
(Storm) Whew, it got put out
(Zekk) Everything OK?
(Storm) Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P
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ROFL pure gold!
(@DrFurious) -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
(MrSauce) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(MrSauce) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(alfred) HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
(@DrFurious) i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice
(@DrFurious) i'll be famous
(leedo) omg lets do a group suicide
(leedo) they better give us each our own notice though
(@rincewind1013) i'm in if your in
(@DrFurious) maybe we can stagger them to make sure
(MrSauce) my mom sure will be proud
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(Agent) [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs
(Agent) You should see a doctor about that.
(Agent) 18 secs?!
(king_minkus) :D
(king_minkus) yep
(king_minkus) my hand is good
(king_minkus) DAMN good
(Agent) I'll uh... take your word for it :)
(Silent_Remorse) 18 secs? Your pathetic
(Silent_Remorse) ;p
(king_minkus) i repeat
(king_minkus) my hand is good
(Silent_Remorse) I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
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(BlazeHedgehog) For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page
(BlazeHedgehog) So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"
(Waffle-X) lol
(Sz) I'd be crying too
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more later, lunch time!