Jonesboro
fucking quotes motherfuckers! jesus titty fucking christ dont bitch either if its long
" we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator"
" ew."
" wait, you "caught" him?"
" like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?"
" he doesnt answer"
"*** Quits: calin (No route to host)"
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" chick + tat = filthy"
" any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it"
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" i am in such a good mood today!"
" lose your virginity?"
" many times"
" your hand doesn't count"
" even your left?"
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" size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it."
" But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?"
" hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?"
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seven - hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working again, and lo and behold, a second eruption
seven - so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really good at that."
seven - "do you have a little brother or something?"
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"X3R0G33Z: wut do u mean typing like an aol dumbass"
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" i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee!"
" boy is my face red"
" embarassing :P"
" no, blood."
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"TrivBaby: QUESTION: 1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become?"
"catman1229: men"
"destinatas: priests"
"destinatas: clergy"
"ZaDaRoN: members"
"LmRiVaRaT: sluts"
"QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat"
"LmRiVaRaT: bitches"
"destinatas: queens"
"LmRiVaRaT: hoes"
"ZaDaRoN: divorced"
"LmRiVaRaT: whores"
"dbcpool: voters"
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SubWolf - Do you know the number of times I've walked into a room and had some guy go "Here comes Jesus"?!? That was back in the big beard & long hair days.
MrPilot - hehe
C - Bloody hippy
SubWolf - I used to say "Yeah, and you've sinned, motherfuckers."
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end of the quotes for now, rant time!
to be honest, i dont think i miss much in this town by staying home and putting more time and effort into WoW and/or DAoC. i dont like it here, and even tho i want a g/f i dont care really to find one in this town. ever growing trend in this town, of those who dont grow up, still act like they are in high school and most of all DRAMA. fuck that. there are better thing in life for me to look forward too and not having to put up with all that shit is one of them. i have done so much growing up since my 10-11 grade year in high school when i had all of my friends i was out with all the time. i have changed so much, for better and for worse. I had someone 2 weeks ago tell me that i was very mature and thats what made them attrached to me. after putting up with all the shit that "i never changed they did" it is truly a load of shit. im not the immature one that every trys to put me off as. to be honest if some of these people would get to fucking know me for who i am, and not the side of them that swings in the wind with what mood michelle is with me at the time they would realize. that and their own greed of wanting to be me and have their shot with her. i have had to endure those that are fake to your face but show their real self once you are gone and run their fucking mouth. that is the most childish high school shit you can do. i dont judge people untill i know them on a personal level even if a stupid side of them gets the best of them. i wont be getting back with michelle ever. she needs to move on and will over time. i seen it as one of those things where the guy cheats/beats his girl and she keeps coming back for more in that truly fucked up and blind love where she does not see whats best for her which is to move on. your ultamatum(sp) quit messaging me etc etc. i had my number changed for that sole reason. i dont care what it is period. im not going to continue this bullshit. it fucks with my life enough. on mental and physical level. im tired of the shit with jeff that comes with having to deal with you. this is killing multiple birds with one stone. it is time to end this shit. you prolly dont want to believe let alone let it happen, but one day you will be glad it did. one day that "love" of yours for me will diminish and it wont stay like you say it will forever. you will find someone, it wont be right now but one day. its always one fucking day with us all. its litterally going to be like the past few years never happened. i work, go home, get on comp, only to go out to get food. going to try most these days not to be in town on the weekends. never run into in public but you know if i did how that would go. i guess you could say this is the offical fuck off and have a nice day post.
" we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator"
" ew."
" wait, you "caught" him?"
" like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?"
" he doesnt answer"
"*** Quits: calin (No route to host)"
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" chick + tat = filthy"
" any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it"
-----------------------------------------------
" i am in such a good mood today!"
" lose your virginity?"
" many times"
" your hand doesn't count"
" even your left?"
-----------------------------------------------
" size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it."
" But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?"
" hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?"
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seven - hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working again, and lo and behold, a second eruption
seven - so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really good at that."
seven - "do you have a little brother or something?"
-----------------------------------------------
"X3R0G33Z: wut do u mean typing like an aol dumbass"
-----------------------------------------------
" i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee!"
" boy is my face red"
" embarassing :P"
" no, blood."
-----------------------------------------------
"TrivBaby: QUESTION: 1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become?"
"catman1229: men"
"destinatas: priests"
"destinatas: clergy"
"ZaDaRoN: members"
"LmRiVaRaT: sluts"
"QuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat"
"LmRiVaRaT: bitches"
"destinatas: queens"
"LmRiVaRaT: hoes"
"ZaDaRoN: divorced"
"LmRiVaRaT: whores"
"dbcpool: voters"
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SubWolf - Do you know the number of times I've walked into a room and had some guy go "Here comes Jesus"?!? That was back in the big beard & long hair days.
MrPilot - hehe
C - Bloody hippy
SubWolf - I used to say "Yeah, and you've sinned, motherfuckers."
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end of the quotes for now, rant time!
to be honest, i dont think i miss much in this town by staying home and putting more time and effort into WoW and/or DAoC. i dont like it here, and even tho i want a g/f i dont care really to find one in this town. ever growing trend in this town, of those who dont grow up, still act like they are in high school and most of all DRAMA. fuck that. there are better thing in life for me to look forward too and not having to put up with all that shit is one of them. i have done so much growing up since my 10-11 grade year in high school when i had all of my friends i was out with all the time. i have changed so much, for better and for worse. I had someone 2 weeks ago tell me that i was very mature and thats what made them attrached to me. after putting up with all the shit that "i never changed they did" it is truly a load of shit. im not the immature one that every trys to put me off as. to be honest if some of these people would get to fucking know me for who i am, and not the side of them that swings in the wind with what mood michelle is with me at the time they would realize. that and their own greed of wanting to be me and have their shot with her. i have had to endure those that are fake to your face but show their real self once you are gone and run their fucking mouth. that is the most childish high school shit you can do. i dont judge people untill i know them on a personal level even if a stupid side of them gets the best of them. i wont be getting back with michelle ever. she needs to move on and will over time. i seen it as one of those things where the guy cheats/beats his girl and she keeps coming back for more in that truly fucked up and blind love where she does not see whats best for her which is to move on. your ultamatum(sp) quit messaging me etc etc. i had my number changed for that sole reason. i dont care what it is period. im not going to continue this bullshit. it fucks with my life enough. on mental and physical level. im tired of the shit with jeff that comes with having to deal with you. this is killing multiple birds with one stone. it is time to end this shit. you prolly dont want to believe let alone let it happen, but one day you will be glad it did. one day that "love" of yours for me will diminish and it wont stay like you say it will forever. you will find someone, it wont be right now but one day. its always one fucking day with us all. its litterally going to be like the past few years never happened. i work, go home, get on comp, only to go out to get food. going to try most these days not to be in town on the weekends. never run into in public but you know if i did how that would go. i guess you could say this is the offical fuck off and have a nice day post.