Jun 08, 2005 12:19
(sideburns) they opened a restaurant a few blocks away
(sideburns) it's a lesbian restaurant
(UncleGivey) HAHAHAHA
(sideburns) err... lebanese
(UncleGivey) "Hey honey, there's that new restaurant down the street... feel like eating out?"
(Stapler[BTEG]) When British police conducted a drug raid during a party at Keith Richards' Redlands estate in 1967, they found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina.
(Stapler[BTEG]) FALSE
(Fortyseven[BTEG]) Who hasn't done that?
(Fortyseven[BTEG]) Oh.
(Tristan) It was a snickers.
(indigoflo) i heard thats how you catch genital hersheys
(Dorfl) I'm not Canadian, I'm just drunk.
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
(Sigurd) a sprite is anything not static
(SRElysian) a sprite is a variable object
(SRElysian) be it 2d or 3d
(TorMuck) a sprite is a fucking soda
(TorMuck) you god damn geekass bastards
(Firefly) Time for my prayers:
(Firefly) Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
(Firefly) May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
(Firefly) May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
(Firefly) Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
(Firefly) And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
(Firefly) Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
(Firefly) For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't
(Axe) I
(Axe) do
(Axe) not
(Axe) know
(Axe) where
(Axe) family
(Axe) doctors
(Axe) acquired
(Axe) illegibly
(Axe) perplexing
(Axe) handwriting;
(Axe) nevertheless,
(Axe) extraordinary
(Axe) pharmaceutical
(Axe) intellectuality,
(Axe) counterbalancing
(Axe) indecipherability,
(Axe) transcendentalizes
(Axe) intercommunications'
(Axe) incomprehensibleness.
(JediHobbes) woah
(JediHobbes) *blinks*
Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sidd: batman
Mjordan2nd: I'd be god
(XnD) Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand
(Dark_Fox) Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)
(Kami) Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
(Kami) It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
(Kami) Oh god, that happened at work today.
(Dark_Fax) FEED MEE!!!
(SailorV) Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
(Dark_Fax) PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
(Dark_Fax) TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
(VCR-clock) :)
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
(Dark_Fax) FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
(SailorV) EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
(Dark_Fox) ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
(green) We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
(Frank) How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
more to come later :P