How to get your roommate angry enough to possibly smash your guitar in under twenty minutes:
My roommate was all: GOD STOP SINGING BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS GOD!
And I was all: *Not stopping*
And she was all: *turns up TV*
And then I was all: *Goes into shower and belts out this song as loud as physically possible*
And then she was all: I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO SHUT UP
And then I was all: *SINGS UNTIL THROAT HURTS BECAUSE GODDAMNIT THIS IS IMPORTANT!*
And then she was all: I HATE YOU SO MUCH *slams door*
And then I won! YAY Emilee!
Also, my guitar is now permanently living at my neighbors in case she gets any bad ideas for revenge.
(I wonder if making sex noises next to the wall we share will actually make her explode...)
And I was all: *Not stopping*
And she was all: *turns up TV*
And then I was all: *Goes into shower and belts out this song as loud as physically possible*
And then she was all: I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO SHUT UP
And then I was all: *SINGS UNTIL THROAT HURTS BECAUSE GODDAMNIT THIS IS IMPORTANT!*
And then she was all: I HATE YOU SO MUCH *slams door*
And then I won! YAY Emilee!
Also, my guitar is now permanently living at my neighbors in case she gets any bad ideas for revenge.
(I wonder if making sex noises next to the wall we share will actually make her explode...)