Twitterfags.

Aug 20, 2009 16:04

I haven't ranted on it yet so I thought I'd do it now. Enough of my friends and lj friends have it now that I can properly offend you and insult your intelligence, or lack of intelligence for using twitter.

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This is what got me in the mood for said rant.

What a complete waste of human brain meat twitter is. You have just made everyone in the fucking USA a clingy woman. You start up an account and you type out what you do every minute of every day. No matter how mundane the action or trivial the thought, you've got to jot it down. The BEST part is, people have to subscribe to your account to see what you're doing. That means you have to tell people about your account so they know to add you. Now that you have a "following", you feel obligated to tweet more. Don't tell me you don't. They follow other people and an hour has gone by and you DON'T want them to forget about YOU. Heavens no. they might even forget your name, it's been so long. How fucking pretentious do you have to be to think that people want to know what you've been doing every minute of your life?

Oh dear fucking god, I did a youtube search and got this:
2 of the things I said are almost word for word. hahahaha.

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My response to it: Fucking THIS.

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