"steer clear of a cereal rapist"--david caruso

Nov 01, 2006 18:11

today i had an idea for one of those little gum things filled with juice, but instead of juice it would be a mouth's version of hand sanitizer. digestible of course, because there's no use for a clean mouth when you're dying of poison, everybody knows that.

i got this idea while reading, but i was really daydreaming about someone offering to share his hookah, and me saying "sure, just let me pop a mouth sanitizer." correct use would require you have it drool out your mouth. i didn't daydream this part. i don't know why i daydreamed about someone offering me his hookah.
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