I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Mar 19, 2005 01:01

~~Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
~~Captain Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Captain Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
~~Captain Jack Sparrow:(In girly voice imitating Elizabeth) "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
(Seeing Norrington's ship off shore)
Captain Jack Sparrow:There'll be no living with her after this.
~~Captain Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.
~~Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
~~Captain Jack Sparrow:  I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy?

Question of the day: Who is your favorite (cartoon) Disney character and what was your favorite childhood Disney movie?

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