REC #053 {“You would rather stalk-date me...rather than just ask?”}
SO MUCH GOOD FIC THIS WEEK. I HAVE NOT CLEARED MY FIC BACKLOG D: I NEED TO GET UP IN 5 HOURS FOR WORK DD: OH NO DDD:
FIC PICK: {007} Wheelhouse by
recrudescence
|| bond/q, nc-17, canon, 6,003 words ||
The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
Why you should read it: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M READING 007/BOND FIC... BUT I AM. I *HATE* this franchise but goddamnit this pairing is amazing and fics like this make me want to KEYSMASH ALL MY EMOTIONS! Hahaha. I loved the dynamics between bond & q in this- very playful and sassy. A short and sweet read <3
WEEKLY PICKINGS || great fic & art from this week!
✒ ✪✪ {007} slow hands killer by
paxlux || bond/q, r, canon, 7,250 words
Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
✒ ✪ {007} Less is More (Except When It Isn't) by
infinite_wonders || bond/q, pg-13, canon, 8,982 words
In which James Bond is emotionally stunted and actually sucks in social situations while not on a mission. Q is the one stuck putting up with it because everyone seems to think that it’s his job. Also, he and Bond are going steady apparently. But that’s neither here nor there.
✒ ✪ {007} Synchronicity by
stereobone || bond/q, nc-17, canon, 7,598 words
It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.
✒ {007} Love and Other Hazardous Materials by
luchia || bond/q, g, canon, 3,590 words
"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.
(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Of Secrets And Confessions by
Miya_Morana || danny/stiles, g, canon, 7,129 words
Strange things are happening in Beacon Hills, but Danny refuses to let his brain go to Buffy-esque places, because he believes in science and reasonable explanations. When his friends are ready, they will tell him what's going on with them, he knows that. Meanwhile, he realizes that Stiles might be more than meets the eye as they start to become friends.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt by indecentdrawer || derek/stiles, g, au, .FANART.
Scott walks in on Stiles and Derek cuddling or being cute and has to, kind of, admit to himself that they’re adorable
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Procrastination isn’t always bad by indecentdrawer || derek/stiles, g, au, .FANART.
They’re not dating! They just… forgot to stop
✒ ✪✪ {TEENW} Then You Think Again by
leah k || derek/stiles, r, canon, 22,554 words
"Holy crap! Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues? How was that Plan A?"
Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."
"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant. "What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive! And it worked, so drop it."
"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up. Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life? "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"
Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair. Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} come on stranger by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 16,869 words
Evil robots, basically. Sometimes Stiles regrets signing that nondisclosure agreement.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Winter of the Fall by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, nc-17, canon, 12,783 words
Of course it couldn't be an ordinary cold snap. Of course there was something supernatural to it. That was just how things worked in Beacon Hills. (or five times Stiles was cold and one time he wasn’t.)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} The Owl by
8611 || derek/stiles, r, au, 7,923 words
The owl keeps his forest, and everything inside of it, safe. Even a pack of wolves.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by
hologramophone || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 7,800 word
“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Magnetic by
Jadesymb || derek/stiles, r, canon, 6,107 words
Stiles is mortally wounded, and Derek gives him the bite to save his life. Stiles' new werewolf senses allow him to smell his Alpha in a whole new way.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} this plan will work by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 5,573 words
Getting rid of a soulbond is more difficult than Derek expected.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Nothing is as Bad as it Seems by
korynnvictoria || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 3,363 words
“I know, it’s a shock,” he says. “But there’s more. Your friends- they’re werewolves. And that’s dangerous, Stiles. But I can keep them away!”
“I know they’re werewolves, you idiot!” Stiles shouts
✒ {TEENW} Going, Going, Gone by
korynnvictoria || derek/stiles, canon, 12,296 words
The Sheriff comes up to him after the services. "I don't believe he's dead," he tells Derek.
✒ {TEENW} Found The Place To Rest My Head by
Lapin || derek/stiles, r, canon, 5,468 words
There are selkies being controlled, and a witch out for power, and there's Derek and Stiles. There's always Derek and Stiles, and if Derek has his way, it will always, always be that way.
✒ {TEENW} The Long Way Home by
lielabell || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 3,450 words
"Uh, don't take this the wrong way," Stiles says the first time-- the hopefully only time-- Derek kisses him, "but I'm not into you. Like, yeah, your body is hot and all, but your personality kinda is not and I'm the sort of guy that, well," he shrugs, a rueful smile on his face. "It's called demisexual. Look it up." And then he bites his lower lip, grabs his backpack and hightails it out of there, leaving Derek alone, his hands clenched helplessly into fists at his sides.
warnings: deals with asexuality & demisexuality
✒ {TEENW} Life Could Be Simple (But You Never Fail To Complicate It Every Single Time) by
Swing Set in December || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 1,048 words
This fake relationship escalated quite quickly.
FIC VAULT || great fic & art from weeks passed!
✒ ✪ {MARVEL} Ring Around the Roses by
Tawabids || clint/phil, pg-13, au/canon, 24,454 words
Tony Stark wants Agent Coulson to live in the tower with the rest of the team. But Coulson has responsibilities they don't know about: caring for his partner Clint Barton, an ex-SHIELD assassin irreparably damaged after a mission that went wrong several years earlier.
Tony wants to help. Coulson wants to keep everyone happy. Clint just wants a garden and for the Avengers to piss off and let him grow weed in peace. warnings: drug use (medical purposes), implications of non-con/sexual assault
✒ ✪ {PACIFIC} a thousand years in perfect symmetry bybeethemonster|| eugene/merriel, pg-13, au, 10,930 words
the illness in his heart cannot be healed by love alone. (in which snafu chips away sledge’s shell of insecurity and naiveté, and sledge shows him how to care in return.)
1. ✪ = must reads!!!
2. for past recs, click here
3. feel free to check out my delicious for more links
IN THE LIFE OF DHU: I watched Jersey Boys this past weekend. Not with the best company ("Oh, I watched this in New York" EVERY. FIVE. MINUTES) but it was pretty easy to block all that out and concentrate on how amazing the musical was! Definitely different from any other production I've ever seen. Love it :D
COUNTDOWN TO END OF WORK YEAR: SIXTEEN DAYS, MOTHERFLIPPERS xx
FIC PICK: {007} Wheelhouse by
recrudescence
|| bond/q, nc-17, canon, 6,003 words ||
The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
Why you should read it: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M READING 007/BOND FIC... BUT I AM. I *HATE* this franchise but goddamnit this pairing is amazing and fics like this make me want to KEYSMASH ALL MY EMOTIONS! Hahaha. I loved the dynamics between bond & q in this- very playful and sassy. A short and sweet read <3
WEEKLY PICKINGS || great fic & art from this week!
✒ ✪✪ {007} slow hands killer by
paxlux || bond/q, r, canon, 7,250 words
Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
✒ ✪ {007} Less is More (Except When It Isn't) by
infinite_wonders || bond/q, pg-13, canon, 8,982 words
In which James Bond is emotionally stunted and actually sucks in social situations while not on a mission. Q is the one stuck putting up with it because everyone seems to think that it’s his job. Also, he and Bond are going steady apparently. But that’s neither here nor there.
✒ ✪ {007} Synchronicity by
stereobone || bond/q, nc-17, canon, 7,598 words
It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.
✒ {007} Love and Other Hazardous Materials by
luchia || bond/q, g, canon, 3,590 words
"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.
(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Of Secrets And Confessions by
Miya_Morana || danny/stiles, g, canon, 7,129 words
Strange things are happening in Beacon Hills, but Danny refuses to let his brain go to Buffy-esque places, because he believes in science and reasonable explanations. When his friends are ready, they will tell him what's going on with them, he knows that. Meanwhile, he realizes that Stiles might be more than meets the eye as they start to become friends.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt by indecentdrawer || derek/stiles, g, au, .FANART.
Scott walks in on Stiles and Derek cuddling or being cute and has to, kind of, admit to himself that they’re adorable
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Procrastination isn’t always bad by indecentdrawer || derek/stiles, g, au, .FANART.
They’re not dating! They just… forgot to stop
✒ ✪✪ {TEENW} Then You Think Again by
leah k || derek/stiles, r, canon, 22,554 words
"Holy crap! Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues? How was that Plan A?"
Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."
"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant. "What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive! And it worked, so drop it."
"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up. Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life? "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"
Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair. Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} come on stranger by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 16,869 words
Evil robots, basically. Sometimes Stiles regrets signing that nondisclosure agreement.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Winter of the Fall by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, nc-17, canon, 12,783 words
Of course it couldn't be an ordinary cold snap. Of course there was something supernatural to it. That was just how things worked in Beacon Hills. (or five times Stiles was cold and one time he wasn’t.)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} The Owl by
8611 || derek/stiles, r, au, 7,923 words
The owl keeps his forest, and everything inside of it, safe. Even a pack of wolves.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by
hologramophone || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 7,800 word
“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Magnetic by
Jadesymb || derek/stiles, r, canon, 6,107 words
Stiles is mortally wounded, and Derek gives him the bite to save his life. Stiles' new werewolf senses allow him to smell his Alpha in a whole new way.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} this plan will work by
Anonymous || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 5,573 words
Getting rid of a soulbond is more difficult than Derek expected.
✒ ✪ {TEENW} Nothing is as Bad as it Seems by
korynnvictoria || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 3,363 words
“I know, it’s a shock,” he says. “But there’s more. Your friends- they’re werewolves. And that’s dangerous, Stiles. But I can keep them away!”
“I know they’re werewolves, you idiot!” Stiles shouts
✒ {TEENW} Going, Going, Gone by
korynnvictoria || derek/stiles, canon, 12,296 words
The Sheriff comes up to him after the services. "I don't believe he's dead," he tells Derek.
✒ {TEENW} Found The Place To Rest My Head by
Lapin || derek/stiles, r, canon, 5,468 words
There are selkies being controlled, and a witch out for power, and there's Derek and Stiles. There's always Derek and Stiles, and if Derek has his way, it will always, always be that way.
✒ {TEENW} The Long Way Home by
lielabell || derek/stiles, pg-13, canon, 3,450 words
"Uh, don't take this the wrong way," Stiles says the first time-- the hopefully only time-- Derek kisses him, "but I'm not into you. Like, yeah, your body is hot and all, but your personality kinda is not and I'm the sort of guy that, well," he shrugs, a rueful smile on his face. "It's called demisexual. Look it up." And then he bites his lower lip, grabs his backpack and hightails it out of there, leaving Derek alone, his hands clenched helplessly into fists at his sides.
warnings: deals with asexuality & demisexuality
✒ {TEENW} Life Could Be Simple (But You Never Fail To Complicate It Every Single Time) by
Swing Set in December || derek/stiles, pg-13, au, 1,048 words
This fake relationship escalated quite quickly.
FIC VAULT || great fic & art from weeks passed!
✒ ✪ {MARVEL} Ring Around the Roses by
Tawabids || clint/phil, pg-13, au/canon, 24,454 words
Tony Stark wants Agent Coulson to live in the tower with the rest of the team. But Coulson has responsibilities they don't know about: caring for his partner Clint Barton, an ex-SHIELD assassin irreparably damaged after a mission that went wrong several years earlier.
Tony wants to help. Coulson wants to keep everyone happy. Clint just wants a garden and for the Avengers to piss off and let him grow weed in peace. warnings: drug use (medical purposes), implications of non-con/sexual assault
✒ ✪ {PACIFIC} a thousand years in perfect symmetry bybeethemonster|| eugene/merriel, pg-13, au, 10,930 words
the illness in his heart cannot be healed by love alone. (in which snafu chips away sledge’s shell of insecurity and naiveté, and sledge shows him how to care in return.)
1. ✪ = must reads!!!
2. for past recs, click here
3. feel free to check out my delicious for more links
IN THE LIFE OF DHU: I watched Jersey Boys this past weekend. Not with the best company ("Oh, I watched this in New York" EVERY. FIVE. MINUTES) but it was pretty easy to block all that out and concentrate on how amazing the musical was! Definitely different from any other production I've ever seen. Love it :D
COUNTDOWN TO END OF WORK YEAR: SIXTEEN DAYS, MOTHERFLIPPERS xx