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I've met a boy
His name is Brian.
We plan to share the Power Glove and dominate the world.
We'll use the glove's capabilities to form a massive impact crater in the earth's crust, which we will then fill with water and form our own private lake. For summer gatherings and public drownings.
I plan to cut his hair.
And spend a weekend making chocolate pie, and homemade cookies with him.
So he won't be forced to eat small children.
Then we'll go grocery shopping and buy skim milk, and cheese dinosaurs.
It'll be the life.
His name is Brian.
We plan to share the Power Glove and dominate the world.
We'll use the glove's capabilities to form a massive impact crater in the earth's crust, which we will then fill with water and form our own private lake. For summer gatherings and public drownings.
I plan to cut his hair.
And spend a weekend making chocolate pie, and homemade cookies with him.
So he won't be forced to eat small children.
Then we'll go grocery shopping and buy skim milk, and cheese dinosaurs.
It'll be the life.