The Reason
Title : The Reason
Genre : Crack
Summary : Can you imagine the day SHINee thought of what order they would stand in?
Disclaimer : This is not real.
Warning : PG-15
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~After Nunan Neomu Yeppeo but before Love Like Oxygen~
"Hyung, do we have a new song yet?" Jonghyun whined to Onew, completely bored out of his mind.
"Well, no but manager-shii said that we should think of the way we stand." Onew sighed, slinking down onto the couch.
"He doesn't like the way we stand?" Key looked offended.
"No, I mean, like the arrangement we stand in during interviews and stuff." Onew smiled at his lover, pulling him in for a hug.
"Ooohhh, I wanna be in the middle!! I wanna be in the middle!!" Jonhyun jumped up and down.
"Noooo, I'm the youngest, I should be in the middle!" Taemin grinned widely.
"Can I stand the the side? I think I'm too tall to be in the middle..." Minho cocked his head to the side, not joining the others in standing up.
"Shouldn't our leader-shii stand in the middle?" Key smiled coyly at Onew.
"Umma, that's not fair!! You're being bias!!Everybody loves me cause I'm cute!! So I should be in the middle." Taemin jumped up and down.
"Minnie, don't you want to stand next to me?" Minho sent Taemin a wink.
Taemin pouted and stopped to think for a while.
"I think I should be in the middle, because I'm the pretty one. Look at DBSK, Jae Joong hyung is always in the middle, and he's pretty!!"Key smirked thinking that he had gotten the best arguement so far.
"No, but Jae Joong sings a lot as well and since I sing quite a lot I should be in the middle."Jonghyun smirked triumphantly, jumping in next to Key.
Ket pouted, the man had a point there...
"Besides, Junsu huyng is pretty too!! And Yoochun hyung!! So why don't you stand at the side?" Jonghyun winked at Key.
"I say umma and appa should stand next to each other." Onew raised his hand to interrupt.
Onew looked at the group innocently while the group looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"So it's settled then, umma and appa on one side, me in the middle and Taeminho next each other on the other side. Now choose the side." Jonghyun laughed.
"I wanna be next to appa as well!!!!" Taemin cried.
"What about umma?!?!?" Key's eyes widened in disbelief, his child!! His precious child!!
"I wanna be next to umma too but appa is the leader, right? So I want to be strong like him! I wanna learn to be like appa." Taemin smiled cutely.
Minho raised an eyebrow, "Key hyung, you fed him chocolate and coke at the same time again didn't you..."
Key looked at Minho with a 'Guilty as charged' look, "He was giving me the look!"
"I think appa should take the left side, because interviewers can then start at that side when interviewing us, because the leader should be first." Jonghyun offered.
"Yea, why not. But left when facing us or my left right now?" Onew was confused.
"Left from audience point of view!" Jonghyun wondered how this person became the leader with his Onew condition on top of his normal blur-ness.
"Ohhh.." Onew shifted to stand in that position, but frowned when he realised that there was no one next to him.
"I think that umma and appa should be on opposite ends, for two reasons. One, so that you don't grope each other to death on stage, I swear it happens every time you're in reach of each other." Jonghyun pointed out.
Both Key and Onew pretended to look at somewhere else.
"See!! It's happening now!" Jonghyun pointed at the couple who were standing extremely close to each other, Onew feeling up Key's ass while Key had his hands roaming around Onews torso.
Key blushed while Onew coughed and the two separated once realising that Taemin was watching them with rapt interest.
"What's the other reason?" Minho asked, curiously.
"Well, to guard the two ends, as well as to keep you away from Key's baby." Jonghyun stated in a matter-of-fact way.
"Minho I know you're a closet pervert, don't go near my baby!!!!" Key jumped up and pointed a finger at Minho.
"I think we'll leave Key to choose who he stands next to." Jonghyun smiled and patted himself for a job well done.
"I'm standing next to Minho, to keep an eye on his wandering hands." Key narrowed his eyes at Minho, giving him the 'I'm watching you' signal.
"Keyyy~~~ Don't you want to stand next to me~~~~" Onew whined, pouting at Key.
"I do, but Jinki...think of the kids! Taemin is so young, and Minho is his boyfriend, I understand, but don't you think that they're too young to be doing....it?" Key pleaded at Onew.
Minho let his eyes wander everywhere whistling a tune to himself.
"Umma, by 'it' do you mean sex? Cause, Minho hyung and I had already had sex..." Taemin stated, completely clueless about the situation.
Minho widened his eyes, "Minnie!!! You weren't supposed to say anything!!"
Taemin pouted, "But it's my umma...and my appa..."
"They're my umma and appa too!" Minho stepped back, from a very angry Key.
"Ewww, don't say it like that, you make it sound as if you're in a relationship with your brother or something..." Jonghyun scrunched up his nose and made a face.
"CHOI MINHO!! I SWEAR I WILL CASTRATE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SON!!! MY BABY!! MY PRECIOUS BABY!! HE'S NOT EVEN LEGAL YET!!! IT'S CONSIDERED RAPE!!! STATUTORY RAPE!!!!" Key ran around chasing Minho.
Onew sighed and sat down across Taemin, "Taemin ah, tell me, what exactly did he do to you?"
Taemin cocked his head to one side, "What do you mean, appa?"
"Did...did he put...his...errr...thing...into you?" Onew blushed a flaming pink.
"His...thing?? Noooooo, he didn't!! He....he erm....well...you see... AppaIgavehimablowjobpleasedon'tkillme!!!!!" Taemin covered his head to protect him from his band appa.
Onew raised an eyebrow before sighing in relief, "Keyyyy stop chasing Minho, he didn't rape our son. Taemin just gave him a blowjob- You did what!?!?!"
Taemin looked at his appa sheepishly, "I just gave him a blowjob... Nothing wrong, right? It's only considered rape if he enters me, right?"
Onew nearly cried, "My son is growing up!! Don't you ever have sex with him until your legal, okay? Don't make your umma castrate and kill your boyfriend."
"Key, really he did nothing." Jonghyun decided to help his appa.
Key stopped chasing Minho and went to his baby, "I am standing next to Minho, and that's final! Don't even think of going near my baby for sex, got it?"
Minho nodded furiously, if anything, Key was the only person who freaked him out when he was very pissed. Well, other than Onew, but he doesn't get pissed very often.
"So it'll be Onew, Taemin, me, Minho then Key. Is it?" Jonghyun looked at the rest of the group.
They all just looked at each other and nodded.
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I know this is all crack, but stay for a comment?^^
~Colourful Love~
Genre : Crack
Summary : Can you imagine the day SHINee thought of what order they would stand in?
Disclaimer : This is not real.
Warning : PG-15
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~After Nunan Neomu Yeppeo but before Love Like Oxygen~
"Hyung, do we have a new song yet?" Jonghyun whined to Onew, completely bored out of his mind.
"Well, no but manager-shii said that we should think of the way we stand." Onew sighed, slinking down onto the couch.
"He doesn't like the way we stand?" Key looked offended.
"No, I mean, like the arrangement we stand in during interviews and stuff." Onew smiled at his lover, pulling him in for a hug.
"Ooohhh, I wanna be in the middle!! I wanna be in the middle!!" Jonhyun jumped up and down.
"Noooo, I'm the youngest, I should be in the middle!" Taemin grinned widely.
"Can I stand the the side? I think I'm too tall to be in the middle..." Minho cocked his head to the side, not joining the others in standing up.
"Shouldn't our leader-shii stand in the middle?" Key smiled coyly at Onew.
"Umma, that's not fair!! You're being bias!!Everybody loves me cause I'm cute!! So I should be in the middle." Taemin jumped up and down.
"Minnie, don't you want to stand next to me?" Minho sent Taemin a wink.
Taemin pouted and stopped to think for a while.
"I think I should be in the middle, because I'm the pretty one. Look at DBSK, Jae Joong hyung is always in the middle, and he's pretty!!"Key smirked thinking that he had gotten the best arguement so far.
"No, but Jae Joong sings a lot as well and since I sing quite a lot I should be in the middle."Jonghyun smirked triumphantly, jumping in next to Key.
Ket pouted, the man had a point there...
"Besides, Junsu huyng is pretty too!! And Yoochun hyung!! So why don't you stand at the side?" Jonghyun winked at Key.
"I say umma and appa should stand next to each other." Onew raised his hand to interrupt.
Onew looked at the group innocently while the group looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"So it's settled then, umma and appa on one side, me in the middle and Taeminho next each other on the other side. Now choose the side." Jonghyun laughed.
"I wanna be next to appa as well!!!!" Taemin cried.
"What about umma?!?!?" Key's eyes widened in disbelief, his child!! His precious child!!
"I wanna be next to umma too but appa is the leader, right? So I want to be strong like him! I wanna learn to be like appa." Taemin smiled cutely.
Minho raised an eyebrow, "Key hyung, you fed him chocolate and coke at the same time again didn't you..."
Key looked at Minho with a 'Guilty as charged' look, "He was giving me the look!"
"I think appa should take the left side, because interviewers can then start at that side when interviewing us, because the leader should be first." Jonghyun offered.
"Yea, why not. But left when facing us or my left right now?" Onew was confused.
"Left from audience point of view!" Jonghyun wondered how this person became the leader with his Onew condition on top of his normal blur-ness.
"Ohhh.." Onew shifted to stand in that position, but frowned when he realised that there was no one next to him.
"I think that umma and appa should be on opposite ends, for two reasons. One, so that you don't grope each other to death on stage, I swear it happens every time you're in reach of each other." Jonghyun pointed out.
Both Key and Onew pretended to look at somewhere else.
"See!! It's happening now!" Jonghyun pointed at the couple who were standing extremely close to each other, Onew feeling up Key's ass while Key had his hands roaming around Onews torso.
Key blushed while Onew coughed and the two separated once realising that Taemin was watching them with rapt interest.
"What's the other reason?" Minho asked, curiously.
"Well, to guard the two ends, as well as to keep you away from Key's baby." Jonghyun stated in a matter-of-fact way.
"Minho I know you're a closet pervert, don't go near my baby!!!!" Key jumped up and pointed a finger at Minho.
"I think we'll leave Key to choose who he stands next to." Jonghyun smiled and patted himself for a job well done.
"I'm standing next to Minho, to keep an eye on his wandering hands." Key narrowed his eyes at Minho, giving him the 'I'm watching you' signal.
"Keyyy~~~ Don't you want to stand next to me~~~~" Onew whined, pouting at Key.
"I do, but Jinki...think of the kids! Taemin is so young, and Minho is his boyfriend, I understand, but don't you think that they're too young to be doing....it?" Key pleaded at Onew.
Minho let his eyes wander everywhere whistling a tune to himself.
"Umma, by 'it' do you mean sex? Cause, Minho hyung and I had already had sex..." Taemin stated, completely clueless about the situation.
Minho widened his eyes, "Minnie!!! You weren't supposed to say anything!!"
Taemin pouted, "But it's my umma...and my appa..."
"They're my umma and appa too!" Minho stepped back, from a very angry Key.
"Ewww, don't say it like that, you make it sound as if you're in a relationship with your brother or something..." Jonghyun scrunched up his nose and made a face.
"CHOI MINHO!! I SWEAR I WILL CASTRATE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SON!!! MY BABY!! MY PRECIOUS BABY!! HE'S NOT EVEN LEGAL YET!!! IT'S CONSIDERED RAPE!!! STATUTORY RAPE!!!!" Key ran around chasing Minho.
Onew sighed and sat down across Taemin, "Taemin ah, tell me, what exactly did he do to you?"
Taemin cocked his head to one side, "What do you mean, appa?"
"Did...did he put...his...errr...thing...into you?" Onew blushed a flaming pink.
"His...thing?? Noooooo, he didn't!! He....he erm....well...you see... AppaIgavehimablowjobpleasedon'tkillme!!!!!" Taemin covered his head to protect him from his band appa.
Onew raised an eyebrow before sighing in relief, "Keyyyy stop chasing Minho, he didn't rape our son. Taemin just gave him a blowjob- You did what!?!?!"
Taemin looked at his appa sheepishly, "I just gave him a blowjob... Nothing wrong, right? It's only considered rape if he enters me, right?"
Onew nearly cried, "My son is growing up!! Don't you ever have sex with him until your legal, okay? Don't make your umma castrate and kill your boyfriend."
"Key, really he did nothing." Jonghyun decided to help his appa.
Key stopped chasing Minho and went to his baby, "I am standing next to Minho, and that's final! Don't even think of going near my baby for sex, got it?"
Minho nodded furiously, if anything, Key was the only person who freaked him out when he was very pissed. Well, other than Onew, but he doesn't get pissed very often.
"So it'll be Onew, Taemin, me, Minho then Key. Is it?" Jonghyun looked at the rest of the group.
They all just looked at each other and nodded.
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I know this is all crack, but stay for a comment?^^
~Colourful Love~