i'm a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker

Jul 09, 2009 17:44

OMG I HAVE SOLVED TEH MYSTERY.

okay so you know how like every night between 4-5am there's this van that pulls up in front of my house and some guy walks into our driveway and does something or whatever i can't see because my view is obstructed. anyways, during those times i would always be looking out watching through the window and be like 'wtf is happening' and it would be too late to find out and go outside because the guy would get back in the van and drive off.

SOO 'bout two nights ago, just as i was drifting off into sleep around 4:38am, i heard the deep rumble from the van outside and i instantly shot my eyes open and jumped out of bed like a fucking madrabbit. i peered out the window and indeed the guy was just getting out. i immediately started running out the room yelling 'I GOT YOU KNOW MUTHAFUCKERZZ!' probably waking up everyone in the house..

so i made it to the front door and was met face to face wiiitthhh...

...
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THE NEWSPAPER BOY.

xD

he saw me standing there and was like, "Uh, hi." and i didn't even get to reply because my face was contorting into a weird eureka expression so he just walked away leaving me there smiling like a goof because i finally figured it out.

hope you all enjoyed that story. er. lmao. on another note, who else is excited for the movie Where the Wild Things Are? i know i amm. i literally got goosebumps when i saw the trailer in the theater. oh, and they couldn't have picked a better song to play. it's Wake Up by Arcade Fire bytheway.

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