The one in which I date my TV
I'm exhasted, but I have to finish my laundry before I go to bed or I will have to go to work naked tomorrow... and since I believe they frown on that I have 52 minutes before bed time... so you know what that means right?! It's MEME time!
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
The Deadliest Catch. I used to watch this show in almost unhealthy quanities, and then one day I just stopped. But when they marathoned it for memorial day a couple weeks ago, I totally watched it all night.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.
Lost. My roommate in college was super into it and made me watch the whole first season on DVD so I could watch the second with her while it aired... I was totally into it until about half way through the third season when I was finally like fuck this shit, TV should not be this stressful and peaced out. Now that the series is over I might go back and catch up on how it all finally went down.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town.
Dollhouse. Man I loved that show, but it was an emotional rollarcoaster. Not so much the show itself but the will they wont they when it came to cancelling it.
The steady.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was the first show I ever fell in love with Hard Core and I still pull out the DVDs to watch when I'm bored.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
True Blood. I love the books so I feel like I should love the show, and there are parts of the show I do love... But I just know that if I invest to much that the show is going to break my heart.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Glee. I watch the show when I catch it, and I always enjoy it when I do. But I've never felt like I HAVE to watch it.
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
House. How I loved House let me count the ways... For three seasons I worked my life around when it aired never missing a single episode. And then season 4 happened... and I've never truely recovered. I kept watching for another 2 years though... I thought maybe we could recapture the magic we used to have. Occasionally it would have an episode that would remind me just why we fell in love in the first place but the spark was gone, I was just having a hard time letting go...
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.
Vampire Diaries. Everyone keeps reccing it to me. And I've yet to see an episode. Not by any design or desire not to ever see it, just hasn't happened yet.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep thinking, "him?"
Dr. Who. I've seen episodes, I've maybe even enjoyed them... But I don't quite understand the huge following the show has.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.
Flash Forward. It's going to be Lost all over againg except theyre going to cancel it before they really answer all of those questions.
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and whom you measure all other potential partners against.
Firefly. So short lived, but still holds quite a place in my heart.
The high school sweetheart you never truly "got over" and still stalk on Facebook.
M*A*S*H. I loved this show growing up and used to watch it every afternoon on the Hallmark Channel while I did my homework. Then they started airing it in the morning and I watched it before school. Even now if I'm channel surfing and I see it on TV I'll stop and watch it even though I've seen every single episode more times then I can count.
The one you thought would've gone somewhere but you caught on way too late.
Smallville. Everyone kept telling me to watch but I never got around to it until season 8 when I moved in with my best friend who watches it. I like it, I think Oliver is super hot, and Lois/Clark is adorable but I'm not devoted to it.
The one who keeps coming back just as you've started to forget his name.
Supernatural. I love this show, but if I miss a couple of episodes in a row I wander away, but then I marathon what I've missed and I'm right back in the thick of things. But I only watch the show... the fandom creeps me out a little...
The new fling you're still giddy about.
Bones. Okay were five seasons in so not really a new fling, but I didn't really get into it until season 3 its the only show thats still on TV that I still get excited for every week.
The guy you went out with for a while and who turned out to be kind of a jerk, but you can't really care because he was also kind of boring.
Angel. I watched it because of my Buffy love and except for season 5, the show kinda blows.
This was harder then I thought it was going to be...
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
The Deadliest Catch. I used to watch this show in almost unhealthy quanities, and then one day I just stopped. But when they marathoned it for memorial day a couple weeks ago, I totally watched it all night.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.
Lost. My roommate in college was super into it and made me watch the whole first season on DVD so I could watch the second with her while it aired... I was totally into it until about half way through the third season when I was finally like fuck this shit, TV should not be this stressful and peaced out. Now that the series is over I might go back and catch up on how it all finally went down.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town.
Dollhouse. Man I loved that show, but it was an emotional rollarcoaster. Not so much the show itself but the will they wont they when it came to cancelling it.
The steady.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was the first show I ever fell in love with Hard Core and I still pull out the DVDs to watch when I'm bored.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
True Blood. I love the books so I feel like I should love the show, and there are parts of the show I do love... But I just know that if I invest to much that the show is going to break my heart.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Glee. I watch the show when I catch it, and I always enjoy it when I do. But I've never felt like I HAVE to watch it.
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
House. How I loved House let me count the ways... For three seasons I worked my life around when it aired never missing a single episode. And then season 4 happened... and I've never truely recovered. I kept watching for another 2 years though... I thought maybe we could recapture the magic we used to have. Occasionally it would have an episode that would remind me just why we fell in love in the first place but the spark was gone, I was just having a hard time letting go...
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.
Vampire Diaries. Everyone keeps reccing it to me. And I've yet to see an episode. Not by any design or desire not to ever see it, just hasn't happened yet.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep thinking, "him?"
Dr. Who. I've seen episodes, I've maybe even enjoyed them... But I don't quite understand the huge following the show has.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.
Flash Forward. It's going to be Lost all over againg except theyre going to cancel it before they really answer all of those questions.
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and whom you measure all other potential partners against.
Firefly. So short lived, but still holds quite a place in my heart.
The high school sweetheart you never truly "got over" and still stalk on Facebook.
M*A*S*H. I loved this show growing up and used to watch it every afternoon on the Hallmark Channel while I did my homework. Then they started airing it in the morning and I watched it before school. Even now if I'm channel surfing and I see it on TV I'll stop and watch it even though I've seen every single episode more times then I can count.
The one you thought would've gone somewhere but you caught on way too late.
Smallville. Everyone kept telling me to watch but I never got around to it until season 8 when I moved in with my best friend who watches it. I like it, I think Oliver is super hot, and Lois/Clark is adorable but I'm not devoted to it.
The one who keeps coming back just as you've started to forget his name.
Supernatural. I love this show, but if I miss a couple of episodes in a row I wander away, but then I marathon what I've missed and I'm right back in the thick of things. But I only watch the show... the fandom creeps me out a little...
The new fling you're still giddy about.
Bones. Okay were five seasons in so not really a new fling, but I didn't really get into it until season 3 its the only show thats still on TV that I still get excited for every week.
The guy you went out with for a while and who turned out to be kind of a jerk, but you can't really care because he was also kind of boring.
Angel. I watched it because of my Buffy love and except for season 5, the show kinda blows.
This was harder then I thought it was going to be...