"Keep Your Fingers"
So Zack and me are in art (still are) and we'rd doing "callages." We decide to try and cut a National Geographic in two with the paper cutter. We succeed but its jammed. It takes both of us to unjam it and when we do the substiutute mumbles something i decipher as something in some russian dialect. Well we make up some excuse like we needed it and m oved on. He continues to mumble really aggressively and we start laughing and ask to huim to reperat it. He says "Keep your fingers" and starts to laugh. Apparently he had a friend who lost all his fingers but one when he was doing pullups in a door way and the door was shut and lobbed em off.