Acker 1.3
Things can be worse
Welcome back my dear readers. Last time Jaysi got married to the beautiful Yolanda. Unfortunately she tried to kill him, but she made us rich! We started a legacy garden and Yolanda was having a baby.
Let's roll.
Let's begin with the birth of little Marta Acker.
I guess I decided that Ms will be the naming theme this gen.
Immediately Yolanda goes online and messages everyone the good news, which is a nice change from her going unto forums looking for hit men.
Pssh. We aint afraid of no ghosts.
It's important to note that our founder is making us money in addition to having really cool hair.
AGGHHH! This happens every full moon. EVERY SINGLE ONE!
DARN YOU GAI!!
Luckily for us the zombies give Jaysi a chance to work on his gardening some more and now he can even talk to plants :D
Seriously Yolanda checks herself out in the mirror, sleeps, eats/cooks, and is on the computer all the time. Instead of being a husband-killer she is now just a neglectful parent.
She doesn't even do anything on the computer.
Yolanda: That's what you think
Me: What was that?
Yolanda: Hm-what?
>.>
Despite her failed murder, all seems to be forgiven between the two. They has some more sexy timez.
Jaysi: Girl you are GREAT in bed.
Yolanda: Don't I know it :)
In between a full time job, gardening, skilling, staying alive, Jaysi also has to fix everything.
Jaysi: I hate it! It sucks!
I know bb. I know.
Whoot!
Marta becomes a toddler. To be honest she looks like a boy, but I don't think there are too many pictures of her as a toddler.
Dear reader, let us take a few moments of silence for a dearly beloved co-worker who has al--
Jaysi: Don't care. Got stuff to do.
It's around this time I start to feel sorry for our founder.
Jaysi: She might be trying to poison me again.
Me: This is true...., but you ARE eating it.
Jaysi: Touché
Marta has the little attitude thing going on.
Marta: WTF?! I stink, the house stinks. Can someone please take care of me?!
Perhaps tomorrow when your mother starts to give a care, little one.
Then as if to answer all our calls Yolanda actually does clean the house a little, but leaves a rotten pancakes out for Jaysi to eat....Again
Then starts to do something sinister to the shower. You always have to keep one eye open with her.
To spite him even more she even breaks the toilet she didnt need to use.
Yolanda: That'll teach him to screw me over. Promised me riches. That lying ba--
Me: What was that?
Yolanda: Hm-what?
:o
An adorable father-daughter moment, because Jaysi cares :)
Jaysi: What the heck?!
Jaysi: Why that little....
The last few pictures makes this one kinda... weird actually. Jaysi does lover her, and I think deep down she loves him too.
I think
Jaysi: She may be frustrating and I think she's trying to kill me, but at least she looks good in those baby phat shorts.
Jaysi: HIWW&@Y#(*!@*MKHUH
This relationship seems kind of rocky to me :/
At least we can count on Jaysi to be a good parent to Marta.
To get away from the stressful home life, Jaysi heads over to the Supernatural hang out where he finds a friend from work and that other guy.
And this creepy little boy. I have no idea what he is doing here. It's like midnight. His doing homework is obviously a ruse.
*creepy stare*
He was obviously sent here by Yolanda to kill Jaysi. (see Wayne and Yolanda's convo from 1.2 if you don't take my word for it)
After fleeing from the club in fear of his life Jaysi come back home to another scary situation. Child birth.
Welcome to the family Malachai. You mother is neglectful and a murderer (an attempted one), your sister is constantly left in her own filth and left hungry for hours on end, and your father is constantly being followed people paid to kill him.
Oh, and this is the only time Yolanda actually interacted with one her children. (Really. The only time)
Until next time dear readers :)