FAGGOTS!!

[colormehappyboy]

Is anybody else really tired of hearing political campaign commercials bitching about how opposing candidates are backing up gay marriage or might enforce the law if it isn't banned?  I'm really starting to get pissed off about all of this.  I hear it at least five times a day, I'm sure.  Am I that big of an enemy because I can't seem to fall in love with somebody of the opposite sex?  I'm so sorry, America, for I have failed you greatly.  I will never procreate or raise your divorce rate.  I will give you more money in federal and taxes for all of my life than most.  I will adopt all of your needy unwanted children from the families that just can't do it or never wanted to.

-Love,
 Andrew "Buttfucking" Hensley