My friends~! [and also a Tangent]
Hey thar new buddies!
I'd like to get to know all of you~! So if you could all tell me what you prefer to be called by, what year of school you are in [or if you graduated], and if your in college what your major is. I know It seems kinda uselessrandom, but I'm curious to see everyones answers :3
Oh and In case anyone doesn't know, I'm generally called Meg'n or Megn by my IRL friends, but you can call me whatever you want. I'm a froshmen in HSCOLLEGE, and my major is Illustration <3 and I really enjoy using smilies and CAPSLOCK. Also I warn you I often write like I'm on some sort of drug, with apparent or cohesive thought involved.
So I've decided I need to stop reading teen fiction, outside of Diana Wynne Jones, because it really, really sucks. :| Which is a sad conclusion to come to after spending so much time in that section when I was a teenager [of course I'm not really anymore ONLY ONE YEAR LEFT OHGOD]
Oh yeah and I came up with this handy guide on how to make yourself filthy rich by writing. You write a novel, but aim for adolescents, and follow my guide. Yeah then you'll be like Smeyers and HAVE YOUR OWN MOVIE. YOUR OWN FRIGGIN FABULOUS MOVIE.
warning for nonsensicalness
Meg’n Fantabulous Guide to making a Best Seller:
+ Always have teenage characters
+ Always have these characters be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING at, at least ONE thing
+ These characters must be misunderstood BY EVERYONE OMGOMG D: misunderstood because no one understands their INNER TEENAGE PAIIIN.
+ If they aren’t misunderstood then you have to make sure that EVERYONE LOVES THEM. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. But they’re too cool to be popular.
+ Your main female must always be clumsy. always.be.clumsy.
+No matter what your main character must always have a HEARTOFGOLD.
+ Try to make them have as little flaws as possible so more people can relate! If they had flaws people might dislike them or something.
+ MAKE SURE THERES FORBIDDEN LOVE. IN FACT you should CALL the title of your book FORBIDDEN LOVE OF THE FORBIDDEN.
+ Nothing is ever really their fault!
+ You should throw in some sparkley vampires. Those are popular nowadays
+ The main girl should be FIREYYYYY TEMPERED
+ The main guy should have Nooo chemistry with the girl whatsoever!
+ There doesn’t need to be any plot besides TRUELOVE
+ Make sure that all minor characters are ignored/and or forgotten completely.
+ OHYEAH and the main characters must be MIND BLOWNINGLY BEAUTIFUL
+ Characters must never face any real danger
+ Characters must never face any real consequences UNLESS THEY’RE BAD.
+ Bad Guys must be COMPLETLY EVIL or Convert [REPENT BROTHERS]
+ Always have that one old guy who explains everything to the characters so they don’t have to look it up themselves
+ Bad guys don't need a motive, as long as their actions cause sexual tension for the two main characters
+ OHYEAH always have that one rival in the Trueforbidden love of your main characters! Make sure it’s really obvious they’ll never get together.
+ It adds some great sexual tension, plus it makes Love Interest Guy get all jealous. and thats so original!
+ Actually, have one of those for both characters for DOUBLE the sexual tension
+ OH AND DONT FORGET ABOUT FORBIDDEN LOVELOVELOVE
Hey and if you guys have anything to add that would make this guide even more reliable, please do tell!
EDIT: because I can't format anything :| I edited this like 5 times. Such fail. XD
EDIT 2:I SERIOUSLY WROTE HIGHSCHOOL DIDN'T I? >| Actually I'm a freshmen in COLLEGE. I guess I'm still not used to it because I still wrote HS dhgahjevwjakegawjegwajegwageauwie.
I'd like to get to know all of you~! So if you could all tell me what you prefer to be called by, what year of school you are in [or if you graduated], and if your in college what your major is. I know It seems kinda uselessrandom, but I'm curious to see everyones answers :3
Oh and In case anyone doesn't know, I'm generally called Meg'n or Megn by my IRL friends, but you can call me whatever you want. I'm a froshmen in HSCOLLEGE, and my major is Illustration <3 and I really enjoy using smilies and CAPSLOCK. Also I warn you I often write like I'm on some sort of drug, with apparent or cohesive thought involved.
So I've decided I need to stop reading teen fiction, outside of Diana Wynne Jones, because it really, really sucks. :| Which is a sad conclusion to come to after spending so much time in that section when I was a teenager [of course I'm not really anymore ONLY ONE YEAR LEFT OHGOD]
Oh yeah and I came up with this handy guide on how to make yourself filthy rich by writing. You write a novel, but aim for adolescents, and follow my guide. Yeah then you'll be like Smeyers and HAVE YOUR OWN MOVIE. YOUR OWN FRIGGIN FABULOUS MOVIE.
warning for nonsensicalness
Meg’n Fantabulous Guide to making a Best Seller:
+ Always have teenage characters
+ Always have these characters be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING at, at least ONE thing
+ These characters must be misunderstood BY EVERYONE OMGOMG D: misunderstood because no one understands their INNER TEENAGE PAIIIN.
+ If they aren’t misunderstood then you have to make sure that EVERYONE LOVES THEM. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. But they’re too cool to be popular.
+ Your main female must always be clumsy. always.be.clumsy.
+No matter what your main character must always have a HEARTOFGOLD.
+ Try to make them have as little flaws as possible so more people can relate! If they had flaws people might dislike them or something.
+ MAKE SURE THERES FORBIDDEN LOVE. IN FACT you should CALL the title of your book FORBIDDEN LOVE OF THE FORBIDDEN.
+ Nothing is ever really their fault!
+ You should throw in some sparkley vampires. Those are popular nowadays
+ The main girl should be FIREYYYYY TEMPERED
+ The main guy should have Nooo chemistry with the girl whatsoever!
+ There doesn’t need to be any plot besides TRUELOVE
+ Make sure that all minor characters are ignored/and or forgotten completely.
+ OHYEAH and the main characters must be MIND BLOWNINGLY BEAUTIFUL
+ Characters must never face any real danger
+ Characters must never face any real consequences UNLESS THEY’RE BAD.
+ Bad Guys must be COMPLETLY EVIL or Convert [REPENT BROTHERS]
+ Always have that one old guy who explains everything to the characters so they don’t have to look it up themselves
+ Bad guys don't need a motive, as long as their actions cause sexual tension for the two main characters
+ OHYEAH always have that one rival in the Trueforbidden love of your main characters! Make sure it’s really obvious they’ll never get together.
+ It adds some great sexual tension, plus it makes Love Interest Guy get all jealous. and thats so original!
+ Actually, have one of those for both characters for DOUBLE the sexual tension
+ OH AND DONT FORGET ABOUT FORBIDDEN LOVELOVELOVE
Hey and if you guys have anything to add that would make this guide even more reliable, please do tell!
EDIT: because I can't format anything :| I edited this like 5 times. Such fail. XD
EDIT 2:I SERIOUSLY WROTE HIGHSCHOOL DIDN'T I? >| Actually I'm a freshmen in COLLEGE. I guess I'm still not used to it because I still wrote HS dhgahjevwjakegawjegwajegwageauwie.