Possibly the Best Line Ever
This guy comes up to me at the host stand at Old Chicago last night and starts chatting.
The next thing I know, he's leaning in and giving me the eye while trying (and failing) to be discrete about checking out my cleavage.
Then he says, "Girls like you shouldn't have to pay taxes. Everyone enjoys looking at you. You just being alive is a social service."
I burst out laughing and made fun of his drunk ass in a way that made him feel like I wasn't actually making fun of him. But of course I was.
Men. Hilarious.
The next thing I know, he's leaning in and giving me the eye while trying (and failing) to be discrete about checking out my cleavage.
Then he says, "Girls like you shouldn't have to pay taxes. Everyone enjoys looking at you. You just being alive is a social service."
I burst out laughing and made fun of his drunk ass in a way that made him feel like I wasn't actually making fun of him. But of course I was.
Men. Hilarious.