My friend told me this amazing joke and I friggin loled so hard to the point I had tears in my eyes. XD
"This is a tale of a sad, frightening, horrendous story of a sorrowful ghost."
-silence for 5 sec-
"He farted and then died."
ROFLLOLLMAO.
XDDDDD
I know, it's the stupidest joke ever but it was seriously hilarious at that moment when she told it.
Ah, ignore me if you think I'm crazy, lol.