“...Egotistical bastard! You Barbarian! You Asshole! Moss-head! Baka Marimo! How DARE you! How DARE you just pick me up like that! I'm NOT A WOMAN DAMNIT! You uncivilized uncouth neanderthal! Did anyone EVER teach you any man-”
Zoro dropped him on the deck.
“Yeah, yeah I know already. Just shut up! And for the record, cook, I'm fully aware of the fact that you aren't a woman.”
Zoro smirked as Sanji turned red and huffily got on to his feet.
“Yes...well...I didn't need you to save me! So Good Night!”Sanji turned to leave. Zoro grabbed him and dragged him to the Galley.
“Did you honestly think I was gonna let you get away?” Pushing the uncooperative Sanji into a chair, Zoro made sure to lock the door behind them. “I think we're forgetting that you called out for my help.”
“That's because you were the only idiot around. I don't need you're help and I don't need YOU!” Sanji triumphantly spat out at Zoro.
Unfazed Zoro grabbed some rope and tied Sanji's legs together.
“What the hell do you think you're doing?” Sanji stared at him incredulously “Did you lose some more brain cells from training out in the sun too long?”
“I won't let you leave me without a reasonable explanation. Saying you didn't want me was a lie. If you really want to leave you'll have to use your precious hands and crawl or prove you aren't in love with me anymore.” With that he sat in front of Sanji.
“I NEVER said I loved you,” Sanji growled.
Zoro twitched but stayed silent.
He really must be pissed off, Sanji realized with a start. Zoro was dangerous enough when he was normal, but silent like this, he was a killer.
But what the hell did that Marimo expect? If saying he hated Zoro would get rid of him he'd do it in a heart beat. Looking into Zoro's eyes he was confronted with hard steel. It made Sanji's throat close up and unbelievably aroused.
But it wasn't fair! Zoro was...was... looking at him. Zoro shouldn't be allowed to look at anyone like that! Especially Sanji. Zoro looked as if the only thing that mattered in the world was Sanji.
Sanji
Sanji
Sanji
Sanji knew Zoro didn't lie, didn't hide his feelings, never faltered.
He hated it.
“So you're going to force me? Eh, Zoro-kun?” his voice shook, “ You're pathetic! Tying me up and telling me to sit like a dog! Do I look like some sort of pet to you? Asshole!”
That should show him how much I ha...loathe him.
That idiot had the nerve to smile. He softly murmured, “You didn't say you hated me.”
“That doesn't mean I love you!” Sanji shouted even louder.
Grinning like someone who knows he's won he stated, “Then say 'I hate you, Zoro'.”
Silence.
Sanji glared but couldn't find the words.
Zoro laughed, “Give it up already. You know you love me.”
His eyes softened. “Sanji, I love you idiot.” And with that he got up and kissed him.
Zoro hadn't even been moving that fast. He could of easily refused, yet Sanji had stayed in place.
NO! I don't want this! I mean...I can't want him...how can he...after everything? He screamed in his head. He was confused. And so tired of fighting his feelings.
Zoro pressed harder willing him to reciprocate.
He remembered the first time Zoro had moaned his name, the first time they'd been separated and realized how much they missed each other and the first time he thought Zoro was the only flavor he ever wanted to taste.
This was Zoro, the idiot that had the world's weirdest hair color, could get lost trying to find the bathroom, and the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
With this revelation he finally gave up the fight and let their lips meld into each other.They held nothing back in their fiery heat. Disentangling himself, Sanji feebly muttered “I hate you”
“I love you too and I'm not letting you leave me ever again,” Zoro answered fiercely as he led them to the deserted sleeping quarters.
It was expected. They were idiots after all, and it took them a while to understand difficult matters like love.