Happy Late Birthday to a Fool

[colony_brat]

Happy late birthday to me! Now that everything's back ta as normal as things get 'round here, let's party! Come eat some pizza and drop off your fabulous presents to the great Duo Maxwell at Azzip! I decorated the place and everything. The special today is birthday pizza! And punch. Very good punch.

(ooc: Idiot. I can't read a calendar.

Comments

[doubleppk]

[ooc: ICLY LATE. Because Fujiko didn't find out he made a post until late because I FAIL.]

Ah, Happy late birthday Duo, cutie.

[colony_brat]

(ooc: I forgot Duo's birthday! We're double fail! I just blamed the event.)

Awww Fujiko. Thanks. But since you missed my party, now you're gunna have to make a special trip to Azzip ta make up for it. Wish me happy birthday in person, right?

[doubleppk]

You bet sweetie!

It's a shame I have no idea what to get you for a present~! [Fishing for ideas obviously.]

[colony_brat]

A kiss on the cheek? Naw, that might get me in trouble. What could such a lovely woman get me... How about a new pair of gloves? I bet you know the kind. The really soft leather. Great for breaking and entering? Black?

[doubleppk]

Ohh, how naughty your mind works.

I'm sure I can find something suitable~

[colony_brat]

Eighteen-year-old guy. What else would you expect?

I'll look forward ta seeing you then. Bring me a present and come enjoy the party.

[doubleppk]

[Laughs.] I meant the gloves, not the kiss, that's mild.

I'll be sure to cutie!

[colony_brat]

[chuckles] Girls don't usually say that when you ask 'em for a kiss.

[doubleppk]

You actually asked.

[colony_brat]

Huh, good point, but I'm also smart. I know you'll clock me good if I step outta line. To say nothing of what Hijiri would do to me. That'd be real ugly.

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. Smart man indeed. Most men never learn.

Sorry! Had no Net for a week. I'm going through withdraw now.

[colony_brat]

I try ta only make the same mistake a few times. Then self preservation kicks in and I decide not ta do that anymore.

Ouch, you okay? :O also np >> I'm always late

[doubleppk]

[Laughs long and hard, only slightly slipping from tinkling bell to a little deeper and more hearty sailor-like.]

Very smart then. Some men just keep coming back for more punishment time and time again. Then again, they could just be masochists~

The twitching stopped... Yeah, I'm fine. Just didn't realize I wouldn't have any Net when I left.

[colony_brat]

Well, when the girl's as pretty as you, can you blame them for coming back? I gotta say, I can see how a guy could learn to like you hitting him.

orz I hate when that happens

[doubleppk]

Aha~ I hope that's not the only reason. I'd hate to turn someone masochistic. [Yeaaaah lying SO SO MUCH there and clearly enjoying all the flattery.]