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9:20:00 PM John (colonelinblack): Hey, buddy, just wanted to let you know I went drinking with Daniel
9:20:24 PM John (colonelinblack): Like so you weren't all, 'Where's John?' not that you wouldbe
9:20:30 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... what am I supposed to say?
9:20:33 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): 'Poor you'?
9:20:42 PM John (colonelinblack): Hey, Jackson bought me alcohol
9:20:51 PM John (colonelinblack): That makes him a-alright in my book
9:22:21 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're totally wasted, aren't you.
9:22:30 PM John (colonelinblack): Define 'wasted'
9:23:34 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Trashed, filled with alcohol, not coherent, babbling, so not driving, drunk.
9:24:01 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, right I brought the car... good thing Daniel's here then
9:24:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ...
9:24:46 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, so Vala and he are getting married!
9:24:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Isn't that great?
9:25:10 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): They are?
9:25:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Whoa.
9:25:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, that's why we went out drinking
9:25:45 PM John (colonelinblack): Well, more 'cause he's going to ask her to move in with him
9:25:56 PM John (colonelinblack): They're not getting married til Carter and O'Neill do
9:26:57 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ...
9:27:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): what?
9:27:12 PM John (colonelinblack): It's a long story, McKay
9:27:28 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, I wanted to talk to you about something
9:27:29 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh
9:27:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Wait...
9:27:38 PM John (colonelinblack): we should go home tomorrow
9:31:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Is this a you-agree pause or you're-contemplating-murder pause?
9:31:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Both.
9:32:23 PM John (colonelinblack): That's fair
9:35:27 PM John (colonelinblack): .....anyone find it ironic that I'm giving marriage advice?
9:35:30 PM John (colonelinblack): Because I do
9:35:45 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I do too.
9:36:04 PM John (colonelinblack): Good, I'm glad someone's with me on this
9:36:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well, I am.
9:36:27 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, I know...
9:36:34 PM John (colonelinblack): So going home early
9:36:36 PM John (colonelinblack): This is good
9:36:43 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yeah, can't wait.
9:36:49 PM John (colonelinblack): :D
9:37:04 PM John (colonelinblack): ...well, I'm not looking forward to the Woolsey debrief
9:37:14 PM John (colonelinblack): though I'm already planning ways to sneak out with Lorne
9:37:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I don't give a damn about Woolsey right now.
9:37:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I want to know Carson's okay.
9:37:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Same here
9:37:35 PM John (colonelinblack): I'm sure he is
9:37:48 PM John (colonelinblack): And if he's not we'll be the first gate out
9:39:35 PM John (colonelinblack): But I'm sure he is
9:39:44 PM John (colonelinblack): Ronon and Lorne are out there getting him
9:40:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): They better.
9:40:10 PM John (colonelinblack): They will
9:41:41 PM John (colonelinblack): Rodney
9:41:47 PM John (colonelinblack): I feel like...
9:42:53 PM John (colonelinblack): We went on this vacation together and we were supposed to spend this quality time and.. I got caught up with other stuff. And I'm sorry because we won't be able to spend time like this back on Atlantis and I didn't mean to... I'm just sorry. I guess.
9:44:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well... the carnival wasn't bad I guess.
9:45:02 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah? I thought you.. kind of hated it
9:47:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It was very new.
9:47:21 PM John (colonelinblack): You keep using that word
9:47:37 PM John (colonelinblack): And I can't help but think it's like.. strategically neutral
9:50:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): If I hated the stupid carnival I would tell you.
9:50:43 PM John (colonelinblack): ...ok
9:51:12 PM John (colonelinblack): I want to say something before I'm too sober to realize it's a bad idea
9:51:57 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): John, I don't know, that doesn't sound wise. The last time you did something drunk we yelled at each other for days.
9:52:11 PM John (colonelinblack): You're really sexy when you're angry
9:52:33 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... whatß
9:52:35 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ?
9:52:57 PM John (colonelinblack): That kiss the other day... was seriously hot
9:58:14 PM John (colonelinblack): And again with the silence
9:58:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It wasn't supposed to be.
9:59:32 PM John (colonelinblack): Because you were, what? Trying to teach me a lesson?
9:59:36 PM John (colonelinblack): How isn't that hot?
9:59:47 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I wasn't trying to teach you a lesson.
9:59:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Then what were you doing
10:00:12 PM John (colonelinblack): ?
10:00:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I wanted to see how you'd react
10:01:26 PM John (colonelinblack): ...and you weren't satisfied with the results
10:02:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I didn't say that.
10:02:37 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): But I guess you're not satisfied with your usual results.
10:02:49 PM John (colonelinblack): I don't know what that means
10:04:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It means that in the long run you won't want someone who is all awkward and clumsy about those things.
10:04:21 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Let alone slow.
10:04:35 PM John (colonelinblack): ...or maybe
10:04:45 PM John (colonelinblack): I needed someone to come along and slow me down
10:05:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You don't let me.
10:06:17 PM John (colonelinblack): Then you're not seeing
10:07:34 PM John (colonelinblack): Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've not slept with someone on the first go around? Do you have any idea... how long it's been since I stuck around afterwords?
10:08:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): How could I possibly know that, John?
10:08:15 PM John (colonelinblack): You couldn't, but I'm telling you
10:08:21 PM John (colonelinblack): that this is new for me, too
10:08:58 PM John (colonelinblack): And you... you actually care if I come back
10:09:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What? Of course I do, you stupid idiot
10:09:35 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): besides, now you used the 'new' term too
10:10:14 PM John (colonelinblack): I don't even think Nancy cared if I came back from Afghanistan, Mckay
10:10:20 PM John (colonelinblack): It is new dammit
10:10:24 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): well then she was a stupid bitch
10:10:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): sorry
10:10:41 PM John (colonelinblack): LOL
10:10:53 PM John (colonelinblack): That is like... the sweetest thing you've ever said to me
10:11:06 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Right.
10:11:09 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Uh, you're welcome?
10:12:39 PM John (colonelinblack): ...she kind of was a stupid bitch
10:12:46 PM John (colonelinblack): whatever
10:14:06 PM John (colonelinblack): What I mean is that.. okay yeah, it really freaks me out how different we are sexually sometimes. But at the same time.. I don't think I've ever found anyone as sexy
10:14:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's...
10:14:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... why?
10:14:53 PM John (colonelinblack): I honestly couldn't tell you
10:15:04 PM John (colonelinblack): Maybe it's because you are so ... fumbly
10:15:23 PM John (colonelinblack): You take your time where most people wouldn't and it's..
10:15:25 PM John (colonelinblack): I like it
10:15:46 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You do?
10:16:20 PM John (colonelinblack): Mhm
10:16:23 PM John (colonelinblack): Alot
10:18:31 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh
10:18:58 PM John (colonelinblack): God, I want you right now...
10:24:52 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're just drunk.
10:25:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I can't believe you went out drinking with Daniel.
10:25:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I can't believe Sam and O'Neill are getting married
10:25:13 PM John (colonelinblack): Why? He's a nice guy
10:25:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What the hell is wrong with today?
10:25:25 PM John (colonelinblack): And you know.. that's been a long time in coming
10:25:33 PM John (colonelinblack): And I don't know what's wrong with today
10:25:44 PM John (colonelinblack): but I bet you're going to tell me anyway
10:27:20 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): First of all, you can't have me right now. Because you're drunk and you're not here and it's so not going to happen.
10:27:33 PM John (colonelinblack): That's just not fair
10:27:54 PM John (colonelinblack): ...even when I get there?
10:28:05 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Spare yourself the effort.
10:29:00 PM John (colonelinblack): You don't want me to come back?
10:29:30 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh, don't get all drunk emotional on me. Of course I want you to come back but you still wouldn't get me.
10:29:58 PM John (colonelinblack): What if I sobered up a little?
10:30:19 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's not the point, John.
10:30:27 PM John (colonelinblack): What is the point, Rodney?
10:30:39 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Carson's missing, that's the fucking point.
10:30:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh god, McKay I know that
10:31:11 PM John (colonelinblack): But there's nothing we can do until tomorrow
10:31:25 PM John (colonelinblack): I'm sorry
10:31:36 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): So what, I'm still not in the mood!
10:32:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Enjoy your night, talk a little more about marriages or what the hell ever
10:32:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): See you tomorrow
10:32:43 PM John (colonelinblack): I'll be back tonight.. I don't want to sleep alone
10:32:51 PM John (colonelinblack): And I'm not spooning with Daniel
10:33:10 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): God, that's a mental image I could have lived without.
10:33:20 PM John (colonelinblack): ....me too
10:33:34 PM John (colonelinblack): Can I come back tonight?
10:34:25 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yeah, suit yourself
10:34:51 PM John (colonelinblack): We'll get him back, Rodney
10:35:55 PM John (colonelinblack): Try not to worry too much
10:36:54 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I'll see you later, John
10:37:06 PM John (colonelinblack): Ok, buddy
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9:20:00 PM John (colonelinblack): Hey, buddy, just wanted to let you know I went drinking with Daniel
9:20:24 PM John (colonelinblack): Like so you weren't all, 'Where's John?' not that you wouldbe
9:20:30 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... what am I supposed to say?
9:20:33 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): 'Poor you'?
9:20:42 PM John (colonelinblack): Hey, Jackson bought me alcohol
9:20:51 PM John (colonelinblack): That makes him a-alright in my book
9:22:21 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're totally wasted, aren't you.
9:22:30 PM John (colonelinblack): Define 'wasted'
9:23:34 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Trashed, filled with alcohol, not coherent, babbling, so not driving, drunk.
9:24:01 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, right I brought the car... good thing Daniel's here then
9:24:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ...
9:24:46 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, so Vala and he are getting married!
9:24:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Isn't that great?
9:25:10 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): They are?
9:25:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Whoa.
9:25:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, that's why we went out drinking
9:25:45 PM John (colonelinblack): Well, more 'cause he's going to ask her to move in with him
9:25:56 PM John (colonelinblack): They're not getting married til Carter and O'Neill do
9:26:57 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ...
9:27:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): what?
9:27:12 PM John (colonelinblack): It's a long story, McKay
9:27:28 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh, I wanted to talk to you about something
9:27:29 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh
9:27:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Wait...
9:27:38 PM John (colonelinblack): we should go home tomorrow
9:31:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Is this a you-agree pause or you're-contemplating-murder pause?
9:31:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Both.
9:32:23 PM John (colonelinblack): That's fair
9:35:27 PM John (colonelinblack): .....anyone find it ironic that I'm giving marriage advice?
9:35:30 PM John (colonelinblack): Because I do
9:35:45 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I do too.
9:36:04 PM John (colonelinblack): Good, I'm glad someone's with me on this
9:36:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well, I am.
9:36:27 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, I know...
9:36:34 PM John (colonelinblack): So going home early
9:36:36 PM John (colonelinblack): This is good
9:36:43 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yeah, can't wait.
9:36:49 PM John (colonelinblack): :D
9:37:04 PM John (colonelinblack): ...well, I'm not looking forward to the Woolsey debrief
9:37:14 PM John (colonelinblack): though I'm already planning ways to sneak out with Lorne
9:37:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I don't give a damn about Woolsey right now.
9:37:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I want to know Carson's okay.
9:37:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Same here
9:37:35 PM John (colonelinblack): I'm sure he is
9:37:48 PM John (colonelinblack): And if he's not we'll be the first gate out
9:39:35 PM John (colonelinblack): But I'm sure he is
9:39:44 PM John (colonelinblack): Ronon and Lorne are out there getting him
9:40:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): They better.
9:40:10 PM John (colonelinblack): They will
9:41:41 PM John (colonelinblack): Rodney
9:41:47 PM John (colonelinblack): I feel like...
9:42:53 PM John (colonelinblack): We went on this vacation together and we were supposed to spend this quality time and.. I got caught up with other stuff. And I'm sorry because we won't be able to spend time like this back on Atlantis and I didn't mean to... I'm just sorry. I guess.
9:44:11 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well... the carnival wasn't bad I guess.
9:45:02 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah? I thought you.. kind of hated it
9:47:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It was very new.
9:47:21 PM John (colonelinblack): You keep using that word
9:47:37 PM John (colonelinblack): And I can't help but think it's like.. strategically neutral
9:50:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): If I hated the stupid carnival I would tell you.
9:50:43 PM John (colonelinblack): ...ok
9:51:12 PM John (colonelinblack): I want to say something before I'm too sober to realize it's a bad idea
9:51:57 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): John, I don't know, that doesn't sound wise. The last time you did something drunk we yelled at each other for days.
9:52:11 PM John (colonelinblack): You're really sexy when you're angry
9:52:33 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... whatß
9:52:35 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ?
9:52:57 PM John (colonelinblack): That kiss the other day... was seriously hot
9:58:14 PM John (colonelinblack): And again with the silence
9:58:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It wasn't supposed to be.
9:59:32 PM John (colonelinblack): Because you were, what? Trying to teach me a lesson?
9:59:36 PM John (colonelinblack): How isn't that hot?
9:59:47 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I wasn't trying to teach you a lesson.
9:59:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Then what were you doing
10:00:12 PM John (colonelinblack): ?
10:00:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I wanted to see how you'd react
10:01:26 PM John (colonelinblack): ...and you weren't satisfied with the results
10:02:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I didn't say that.
10:02:37 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): But I guess you're not satisfied with your usual results.
10:02:49 PM John (colonelinblack): I don't know what that means
10:04:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It means that in the long run you won't want someone who is all awkward and clumsy about those things.
10:04:21 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Let alone slow.
10:04:35 PM John (colonelinblack): ...or maybe
10:04:45 PM John (colonelinblack): I needed someone to come along and slow me down
10:05:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You don't let me.
10:06:17 PM John (colonelinblack): Then you're not seeing
10:07:34 PM John (colonelinblack): Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've not slept with someone on the first go around? Do you have any idea... how long it's been since I stuck around afterwords?
10:08:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): How could I possibly know that, John?
10:08:15 PM John (colonelinblack): You couldn't, but I'm telling you
10:08:21 PM John (colonelinblack): that this is new for me, too
10:08:58 PM John (colonelinblack): And you... you actually care if I come back
10:09:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What? Of course I do, you stupid idiot
10:09:35 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): besides, now you used the 'new' term too
10:10:14 PM John (colonelinblack): I don't even think Nancy cared if I came back from Afghanistan, Mckay
10:10:20 PM John (colonelinblack): It is new dammit
10:10:24 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): well then she was a stupid bitch
10:10:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): sorry
10:10:41 PM John (colonelinblack): LOL
10:10:53 PM John (colonelinblack): That is like... the sweetest thing you've ever said to me
10:11:06 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Right.
10:11:09 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Uh, you're welcome?
10:12:39 PM John (colonelinblack): ...she kind of was a stupid bitch
10:12:46 PM John (colonelinblack): whatever
10:14:06 PM John (colonelinblack): What I mean is that.. okay yeah, it really freaks me out how different we are sexually sometimes. But at the same time.. I don't think I've ever found anyone as sexy
10:14:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's...
10:14:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... why?
10:14:53 PM John (colonelinblack): I honestly couldn't tell you
10:15:04 PM John (colonelinblack): Maybe it's because you are so ... fumbly
10:15:23 PM John (colonelinblack): You take your time where most people wouldn't and it's..
10:15:25 PM John (colonelinblack): I like it
10:15:46 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You do?
10:16:20 PM John (colonelinblack): Mhm
10:16:23 PM John (colonelinblack): Alot
10:18:31 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh
10:18:58 PM John (colonelinblack): God, I want you right now...
10:24:52 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're just drunk.
10:25:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I can't believe you went out drinking with Daniel.
10:25:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I can't believe Sam and O'Neill are getting married
10:25:13 PM John (colonelinblack): Why? He's a nice guy
10:25:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What the hell is wrong with today?
10:25:25 PM John (colonelinblack): And you know.. that's been a long time in coming
10:25:33 PM John (colonelinblack): And I don't know what's wrong with today
10:25:44 PM John (colonelinblack): but I bet you're going to tell me anyway
10:27:20 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): First of all, you can't have me right now. Because you're drunk and you're not here and it's so not going to happen.
10:27:33 PM John (colonelinblack): That's just not fair
10:27:54 PM John (colonelinblack): ...even when I get there?
10:28:05 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Spare yourself the effort.
10:29:00 PM John (colonelinblack): You don't want me to come back?
10:29:30 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh, don't get all drunk emotional on me. Of course I want you to come back but you still wouldn't get me.
10:29:58 PM John (colonelinblack): What if I sobered up a little?
10:30:19 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's not the point, John.
10:30:27 PM John (colonelinblack): What is the point, Rodney?
10:30:39 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Carson's missing, that's the fucking point.
10:30:58 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh god, McKay I know that
10:31:11 PM John (colonelinblack): But there's nothing we can do until tomorrow
10:31:25 PM John (colonelinblack): I'm sorry
10:31:36 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): So what, I'm still not in the mood!
10:32:22 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Enjoy your night, talk a little more about marriages or what the hell ever
10:32:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): See you tomorrow
10:32:43 PM John (colonelinblack): I'll be back tonight.. I don't want to sleep alone
10:32:51 PM John (colonelinblack): And I'm not spooning with Daniel
10:33:10 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): God, that's a mental image I could have lived without.
10:33:20 PM John (colonelinblack): ....me too
10:33:34 PM John (colonelinblack): Can I come back tonight?
10:34:25 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yeah, suit yourself
10:34:51 PM John (colonelinblack): We'll get him back, Rodney
10:35:55 PM John (colonelinblack): Try not to worry too much
10:36:54 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I'll see you later, John
10:37:06 PM John (colonelinblack): Ok, buddy
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