Part 19 of 5000 question meme.
I haven't done this in forever, but I really can't sleep.
1801. How many smurfs can you name?
Dude, I bet I can name them all: Papa Smurf, Gargamel, Smurfette, Spy Smurf... Sneaky Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling. Hmm... Balthazar, Bigmouth, King Peewee, Baby Smurf, Granny Smurf, Scruple. I think I'm missing a few, but not bad.
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
It's all up here.
Would you be lost without it?
Nope
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
...it depends on what you'd classify as 'bad.'
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
The sky?
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: And you Brute?
Congito ergo sum: I think therefor I am.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Keller
is about to kiss (who): Ronon
Just then they get interrupted by (what): Wraith attack
and somebody screams, (what):"Don't eat them, they're in love!"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Woolsey
walks by and does something (what): sacrifices himself for the greater good
and they all live (how): with the best hair
ever after.
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
The Defects, maybe.
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
...that this is the first time I'm hearing about it.
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
Citrus
1810. Write any random sentence here:
I miss orange juice.
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
No, Rodney's asleep.
1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
MSNBC
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
If I had a phone I'd let you know. I last called Shawn from the hotel phone though.
1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
The last thing I pasted was this survey, asshole.
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
Original.
1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I do.
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had a car) and blast the music?
It's fun, yeah, but it depends on the company.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Clearly not.
1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Being homesick.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
Don't look back.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
-- [I'm sorry, it's 2 AM everyone]
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
No
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
You shant.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I have awesome hair.
me: You made one really fucking addictive meme.
your dad: .......... he's dead He loved my mom.
your mom: She always supported me and wanted me to do the thing I love [fly].
the one you love: He's hot.
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly?
...that's a really fucking good question.
You know what people are liking at night?
Sex?
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
The Siege.
1828. What websites are addictive to you?
LJ!
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
Rodney Rachel.
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
Possibly Chloe.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
You know, I'm honestly not sure. More than half.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth?
That is the truth dude.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
Yeah
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Kavanagh.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
pure intentions
1836. How many years old is your diary?
Not even one.
1837. How could today get any worse?
It wasn't that bad.
1838. What will you never ever do again?
Fuck an alien chick. Well.... probably.
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
That they were pregnant with my kid.
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
.....no. Yes
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
Airline tickets.
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Yeah boy!
1843. What are you dependent on?
My paycheck.
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Going through the gate.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
I'd rather not... express this opinion right now.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
No...
1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
Cry, Cry, Cry by Johnny Cash
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
Poison!
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
Yes.
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Take care of someone.
1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
"Sweet Cherry Pie" by Poison (but soo good)
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
I dance to the music in my hair SOUL.
God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"
No
1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
..watching Enchanted :D
1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
..no?
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
I don't know you, but it's entirely possible.
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
..huh?
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I try, yeah.
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
Same.
1859. Make a promise: I promise to be better.
1860. Will you keep it?
God I hope so.
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What's my gender?
Female
What's my age?
40s?
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
The Pixies, Starship Trooper, Queen, ?
Anything else??
Huh?
1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
It's written. It's not.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
Well yeah, but I couldn't sleep and now I'm avoiding getting up.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experience for you (writing them certainly has been for me)?
Yes
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Mhm
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
No.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
I have.
1868. What did you answer yourself?
"Probably not, and that is A-OK."
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
Fuck no.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
Yes..
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
Uh.. I don't?
1872. Is there something you'd like to try?
There are many things...
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
It's not PG-13 so I'll keep it to myself.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
Ten years?
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of
life?
Yeah
1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
I already do :D
1877. Is there love in your heart?
Absolutely
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
Yes?
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
Watch McKay Do this survey
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Sleep?
1881. What's your favorite short story?
The Butterfly Effect
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
I have no feeling on this subject.
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'): I still get paid.
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
I don't really need to DIM...
1885. Do you bruise easily?
Nah.
1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this?
...
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
Lodge?
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Yes
1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Wonder
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
Yes
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
...pretty well?
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
I do now?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
Yes, actually.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
If they were alien insects? No.
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Sure, they just supplement the fun.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
4-7
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
Nope
1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______.
Cake
1899. Can you do the robot dance?
........yes.
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
Not much alot since Carson posted that video
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
Yes?
1801. How many smurfs can you name?
Dude, I bet I can name them all: Papa Smurf, Gargamel, Smurfette, Spy Smurf... Sneaky Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling. Hmm... Balthazar, Bigmouth, King Peewee, Baby Smurf, Granny Smurf, Scruple. I think I'm missing a few, but not bad.
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
It's all up here.
Would you be lost without it?
Nope
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
...it depends on what you'd classify as 'bad.'
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
The sky?
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: And you Brute?
Congito ergo sum: I think therefor I am.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Keller
is about to kiss (who): Ronon
Just then they get interrupted by (what): Wraith attack
and somebody screams, (what):"Don't eat them, they're in love!"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Woolsey
walks by and does something (what): sacrifices himself for the greater good
and they all live (how): with the best hair
ever after.
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
The Defects, maybe.
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
...that this is the first time I'm hearing about it.
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
Citrus
1810. Write any random sentence here:
I miss orange juice.
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
No, Rodney's asleep.
1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
MSNBC
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
If I had a phone I'd let you know. I last called Shawn from the hotel phone though.
1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
The last thing I pasted was this survey, asshole.
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
Original.
1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I do.
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had a car) and blast the music?
It's fun, yeah, but it depends on the company.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Clearly not.
1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Being homesick.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
Don't look back.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
-- [I'm sorry, it's 2 AM everyone]
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
No
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
You shant.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I have awesome hair.
me: You made one really fucking addictive meme.
your dad: .......... he's dead He loved my mom.
your mom: She always supported me and wanted me to do the thing I love [fly].
the one you love: He's hot.
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly?
...that's a really fucking good question.
You know what people are liking at night?
Sex?
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
The Siege.
1828. What websites are addictive to you?
LJ!
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
Rodney Rachel.
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
Possibly Chloe.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
You know, I'm honestly not sure. More than half.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth?
That is the truth dude.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
Yeah
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Kavanagh.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
pure intentions
1836. How many years old is your diary?
Not even one.
1837. How could today get any worse?
It wasn't that bad.
1838. What will you never ever do again?
Fuck an alien chick. Well.... probably.
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
That they were pregnant with my kid.
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
.....no. Yes
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
Airline tickets.
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Yeah boy!
1843. What are you dependent on?
My paycheck.
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Going through the gate.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
I'd rather not... express this opinion right now.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
No...
1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
Cry, Cry, Cry by Johnny Cash
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
Poison!
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
Yes.
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Take care of someone.
1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
"Sweet Cherry Pie" by Poison (but soo good)
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
I dance to the music in my hair SOUL.
God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"
No
1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
..watching Enchanted :D
1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
..no?
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
I don't know you, but it's entirely possible.
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
..huh?
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I try, yeah.
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
Same.
1859. Make a promise: I promise to be better.
1860. Will you keep it?
God I hope so.
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What's my gender?
Female
What's my age?
40s?
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
The Pixies, Starship Trooper, Queen, ?
Anything else??
Huh?
1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
It's written. It's not.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
Well yeah, but I couldn't sleep and now I'm avoiding getting up.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experience for you (writing them certainly has been for me)?
Yes
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Mhm
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
No.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
I have.
1868. What did you answer yourself?
"Probably not, and that is A-OK."
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
Fuck no.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
Yes..
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
Uh.. I don't?
1872. Is there something you'd like to try?
There are many things...
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
It's not PG-13 so I'll keep it to myself.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
Ten years?
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of
life?
Yeah
1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
I already do :D
1877. Is there love in your heart?
Absolutely
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
Yes?
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
Watch McKay Do this survey
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Sleep?
1881. What's your favorite short story?
The Butterfly Effect
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
I have no feeling on this subject.
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'): I still get paid.
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
I don't really need to DIM...
1885. Do you bruise easily?
Nah.
1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this?
...
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
Lodge?
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Yes
1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Wonder
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
Yes
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
...pretty well?
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
I do now?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
Yes, actually.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
If they were alien insects? No.
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Sure, they just supplement the fun.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
4-7
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
Nope
1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______.
Cake
1899. Can you do the robot dance?
........yes.
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
Not much alot since Carson posted that video
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
Yes?