Part 8 of 5000 Question Meme
701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
Margaritas, mojitos.. the Mexicans got it right.
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
That's too complicated for this ridiculous meme. You're trying to pull me in different directions on a question asking about.. that.
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
Oh god.. don't do that! MRE's suck. (Pasta Primavera and Chicken Masala sound amazing right now)
704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
....No. That would be.. a violation of privacy!
705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
There isn't much I haven't tried, trust me.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible:
spontaneous:
tactful:
uninhbited: dingdingding
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
I like these guys already, haven't heard of the other two and I so wasn't aware "acid" was a genre.
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
....I don't know, man. But if you find it you have to share.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
...Um. A car? Don't have one.
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
The kind set to music.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
Mm, the mess hall.
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
...what does that even mean?
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?
Yeah, that War & Peace is hard to put down...
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
--
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
A Wrait with adult chickenpox.
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Well, I don't...
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
They must be.
718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
The only present I ever got my dad was enlisting.
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Excuse me?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
...these are both adjectives: ogre-like suave
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
....yes. Yes, I do.
What does that feeling come from?
A very personal place.
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
Too many. It was the 70s. Er, 80s.
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
They were both too trippy for me.
723. Write a question and answer it here.
How much are you beginning to hate whoever put this meme together?
A lot.
724. Who is your favorite playwright?
Shakespeare, I guess.
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
....haven't seen a new movie in 7 years.
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
They made it. Escape from Atlantis
727. Do you like truffles?
The mushrooms or the chocolate?
Do you like Turkish delight?
Yes.
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
I should hope so.
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
....excuse me?
730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
No, I don't consider that feeling sexual at all.
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
....
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
Plaid.
732. What would you consider ordinary?
Something ..normal? These questions are just getting stupid now.
733. What is out of the ordinary?
What I do.
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
No.
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
Duh.
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
A show about my life, of course.
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
I do actually.
738. When do you act the most dramatic?
When I'm being shot at usually.
739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
Nope.
740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
....
oven mits
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
Wouldn't know.
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
Probably not. I'm a busy guy. But maybe I'm just saying that so I don't look like a jealous fiend.
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
Like 2. I'm not even 1/5 in and I'm getting pissed off.
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
I've considered it..
745. If you haven't would you want to?
Maybe.
746. If you ever did what would you write?
You know what, I don't know.
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Love The Wraith
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
When Rodney says 'I know', I swear to god...
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
Fish
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
Loved!
751. What causes you to panic?
Not having control.
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
Yes
753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
.....
754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
To be a better man.
755. Why wait?
I like to think I don't.
756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
Both, really.
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
Have a nice cup of tea, listen to Johnny Cash and read War & Peace.
758. How much Tolkien have you read?
Not much at all. I like The Hobbit though.
759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:
Time Bomb by Rancid
Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha
Have to say this one.
50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon
Run by collective Soul
760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
Yes.
761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
Not.. in so many words.
762. How do you feel about organized religion?
Uneasy.
763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
"Are you an alien?" Or something like that...
763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
Well, it looks like an A, but without the line and there's a circle over it...
764. Name a group of people:
The military.
765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fuck of a lot, apparently.
766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
....yes.
767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
Uh, no?
768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
Not really.
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
Even less.
770. Do you like reggae music?
I like the Marley's.
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
The fact that I know I'm making a difference, saving lives.
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
I do, yes.
773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
A lot more than usual of late.
774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
The FDA.
775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
I believe they were called "The Beat Generation."
776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
I don't think so...
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
No, then.
778. Are you self-sufficient?
Very.
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
Wanted.
780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
18? Around there.
781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
Not really, no. They have to have sex with someone, after all.
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
I wouldn't say so.
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
...kill shoot someone?
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
McKay's whining.
785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
Cauliflower.
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
For some.
787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
Flying.
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
Infrared.
789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
Jazz is good, and some blues.
790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
Gold?
791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
Well, they should be determined and kind.. and handsome, of course.
792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
They hopefully won't shoot their friends.
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The Omen.
794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Wormhole Extreme.
795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
Escape from Atlantis.
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
...yeah.
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
Do you want to die?
798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
Yes.
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
..I suppose. An intimidating thought.
800. Are you often sarcastic?
I'm never sarcastic.
5000 question meme here.
Margaritas, mojitos.. the Mexicans got it right.
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
That's too complicated for this ridiculous meme. You're trying to pull me in different directions on a question asking about.. that.
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
Oh god.. don't do that! MRE's suck. (Pasta Primavera and Chicken Masala sound amazing right now)
704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
....No. That would be.. a violation of privacy!
705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
There isn't much I haven't tried, trust me.
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible:
spontaneous:
tactful:
uninhbited: dingdingding
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
I like these guys already, haven't heard of the other two and I so wasn't aware "acid" was a genre.
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
....I don't know, man. But if you find it you have to share.
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
...Um. A car? Don't have one.
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
The kind set to music.
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
Mm, the mess hall.
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
...what does that even mean?
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?
Yeah, that War & Peace is hard to put down...
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
--
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
A Wrait with adult chickenpox.
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Well, I don't...
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
They must be.
718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
The only present I ever got my dad was enlisting.
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
Excuse me?
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
...these are both adjectives: ogre-like suave
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
....yes. Yes, I do.
What does that feeling come from?
A very personal place.
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
Too many. It was the 70s. Er, 80s.
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
They were both too trippy for me.
723. Write a question and answer it here.
How much are you beginning to hate whoever put this meme together?
A lot.
724. Who is your favorite playwright?
Shakespeare, I guess.
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
....haven't seen a new movie in 7 years.
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
They made it. Escape from Atlantis
727. Do you like truffles?
The mushrooms or the chocolate?
Do you like Turkish delight?
Yes.
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
I should hope so.
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
....excuse me?
730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
No, I don't consider that feeling sexual at all.
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
....
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
Plaid.
732. What would you consider ordinary?
Something ..normal? These questions are just getting stupid now.
733. What is out of the ordinary?
What I do.
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
No.
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
Duh.
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
A show about my life, of course.
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
I do actually.
738. When do you act the most dramatic?
When I'm being shot at usually.
739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
Nope.
740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
....
oven mits
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
Wouldn't know.
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
Probably not. I'm a busy guy. But maybe I'm just saying that so I don't look like a jealous fiend.
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
Like 2. I'm not even 1/5 in and I'm getting pissed off.
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
I've considered it..
745. If you haven't would you want to?
Maybe.
746. If you ever did what would you write?
You know what, I don't know.
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Love The Wraith
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
When Rodney says 'I know', I swear to god...
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
Fish
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
Loved!
751. What causes you to panic?
Not having control.
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
Yes
753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
.....
754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
To be a better man.
755. Why wait?
I like to think I don't.
756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
Both, really.
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
Have a nice cup of tea, listen to Johnny Cash and read War & Peace.
758. How much Tolkien have you read?
Not much at all. I like The Hobbit though.
759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:
Time Bomb by Rancid
Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha
Have to say this one.
50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon
Run by collective Soul
760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
Yes.
761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
Not.. in so many words.
762. How do you feel about organized religion?
Uneasy.
763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
"Are you an alien?" Or something like that...
763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
Well, it looks like an A, but without the line and there's a circle over it...
764. Name a group of people:
The military.
765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fuck of a lot, apparently.
766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
....yes.
767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
Uh, no?
768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
Not really.
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
Even less.
770. Do you like reggae music?
I like the Marley's.
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
The fact that I know I'm making a difference, saving lives.
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
I do, yes.
773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
A lot more than usual of late.
774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
The FDA.
775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
I believe they were called "The Beat Generation."
776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
I don't think so...
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
No, then.
778. Are you self-sufficient?
Very.
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
Wanted.
780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
18? Around there.
781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
Not really, no. They have to have sex with someone, after all.
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
I wouldn't say so.
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
...kill shoot someone?
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
McKay's whining.
785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
Cauliflower.
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
For some.
787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
Flying.
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
Infrared.
789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
Jazz is good, and some blues.
790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
Gold?
791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
Well, they should be determined and kind.. and handsome, of course.
792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
They hopefully won't shoot their friends.
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The Omen.
794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Wormhole Extreme.
795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
Escape from Atlantis.
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
...yeah.
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
Do you want to die?
798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
Yes.
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
..I suppose. An intimidating thought.
800. Are you often sarcastic?
I'm never sarcastic.
5000 question meme here.