5:17:06 PM John (colonelinblack): Do you have a favorite food?
5:17:26 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What's with all the random questions?
5:17:49 PM John (colonelinblack): Um, that was just one question...
5:23:25 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Like the favorite color one.
5:23:31 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What are you up to?
5:23:38 PM John (colonelinblack): I'm not up to anything
5:34:41 PM John (colonelinblack): I just want to know more about things you like. Couples know this stuff, and I.. don't. Know alot of those things. About you
5:35:01 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh.
5:35:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well.
5:35:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): No, I don't have a favorite food.
5:35:28 PM John (colonelinblack): Any you like.. prefer? To others
5:42:14 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Hm... I really do like lasagna.
5:42:26 PM John (colonelinblack): A good choice
5:42:53 PM John (colonelinblack): Hm.. what about wines? White, red or rose?
5:43:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Red.
5:43:17 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ... why?
5:43:26 PM John (colonelinblack): I already told you why
5:43:40 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Right.
5:43:47 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): So how about you tell me your preferences in return?
5:43:57 PM John (colonelinblack): Sure, ask away
5:44:26 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Did you cry at Bambi?
5:44:38 PM John (colonelinblack): No
5:44:45 PM John (colonelinblack): Did you?
5:44:51 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You heartless bastard.
5:44:52 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): No.
5:44:58 PM John (colonelinblack): If I am, so are you
5:45:06 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): We knew that before.
5:45:11 PM John (colonelinblack): Point
5:47:15 PM John (colonelinblack): What's your favorite book ever? Like, not reference book, has to be fiction
5:47:48 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's tough.
5:47:54 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Hitchhiker, I guess.
5:48:16 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah? Dune for me
5:48:44 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Two golden orbs with a slaughtering movie version
5:49:24 PM John (colonelinblack): ...who's your favorite Batman villain?
5:50:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What, no comeback? ... you liked the movie!
5:50:09 PM John (colonelinblack): Did not
5:50:14 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh, you so did
5:50:21 PM John (colonelinblack): .. maybe a little
5:50:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): A hah!
5:50:36 PM John (colonelinblack): Not much at all
5:50:40 PM John (colonelinblack): like a really little
5:52:45 PM John (colonelinblack): Like in a 'it was OK but I'm not going to buy the DVD' way
5:55:13 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Okay, I get it.
5:55:17 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're still cool.
5:55:18 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Breathe.
5:56:04 PM John (colonelinblack): .....oxygen √
5:56:54 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Good.
5:57:18 PM John (colonelinblack): You still didn't answer the Batman question
5:57:58 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What do you think?
5:58:07 PM John (colonelinblack): My opinion or yours?
5:58:36 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What do you think my favorite villain is?
5:59:20 PM John (colonelinblack): Hmmm.. Penguin?
5:59:58 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's right.
6:00:19 PM John (colonelinblack): Who do you think mine is?
6:00:27 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Hm. The Riddler?
6:00:35 PM John (colonelinblack): Totally
6:00:59 PM John (colonelinblack): Good to know we already know the things that matter
6:01:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): It's very comforting.
6:01:13 PM John (colonelinblack): ;)
6:01:35 PM John (colonelinblack): What's your favorite song?
6:27:54 PM John (colonelinblack): What's your favorite song?
6:28:24 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I don't have one.
6:28:39 PM John (colonelinblack): What, really?
6:28:57 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I like a lot of songs
6:29:42 PM John (colonelinblack): There isn't like.. one? Or a few maybe that have... good memories associated?
6:31:40 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Not really?
6:32:02 PM John (colonelinblack): Interesting..
6:32:13 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): How about you?
6:34:31 PM John (colonelinblack): I have a lot that are.. important to me
6:34:59 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well, if we're talking a lot, of course I have a lot of songs I really like.
6:35:39 PM John (colonelinblack): But none that stand out?
6:36:12 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): No, not really.
6:36:19 PM John (colonelinblack): Oh
6:38:19 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well, I listen to a lot of classical music. There are some pieces there.
6:38:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, like what?
6:40:14 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Hmm... actually I think you might enjoy this one.
6:40:15 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Hang on.
6:40:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): See if youtube got it.
6:40:32 PM John (colonelinblack): k
6:41:02 PM John (colonelinblack): I shall pause my iTunes in tribute to how much I love you
6:41:30 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I hear you.
6:42:28 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman):
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=68rmfGqdP5M6:44:28 PM John (colonelinblack): This is pretty nice
6:45:00 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yeah. Williams is fantastic.
6:45:52 PM John (colonelinblack): You ever listen to Billy Idol?
6:46:52 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's the Rebel Yell guy, right?
6:46:57 PM John (colonelinblack): You bet
6:47:08 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): See, I do know popular culture.
6:47:24 PM John (colonelinblack): This once
6:47:39 PM John (colonelinblack): Nancy loved Billy Idol
6:47:57 PM John (colonelinblack): White Wedding was the song we played at our wedding
6:48:39 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Ah.
6:48:55 PM John (colonelinblack): You ever hear it?
6:50:40 PM John (colonelinblack):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXYDBcuj5mk6:51:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Oh yeah, that one.
6:51:34 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, it was.. appropriate considering I kissed her sister and all
6:51:41 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): ...
6:52:13 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You kissed her sister.
6:52:29 PM John (colonelinblack): On our wedding day
6:52:36 PM John (colonelinblack): That's what you call doomed from the beginning
6:52:45 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): No, that's why I call very wrong.
6:53:03 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): *what
6:53:17 PM John (colonelinblack): Well, yeah, and that
6:53:31 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Mainly that.
6:54:33 PM John (colonelinblack): Maybe
6:54:53 PM John (colonelinblack): I tend to think of it more as.. a sign
6:55:06 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): A sign? Seriously?
6:55:15 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, why not?
6:55:34 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Because it sounds more like screwing up to me.
6:57:38 PM John (colonelinblack): I guess so
6:58:34 PM John (colonelinblack): I think of like... that device that brought us together as a sign, too
6:58:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): That's different.
6:59:14 PM John (colonelinblack): I don't see how
7:00:37 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): a) there wasn't anyone else either one of us was with at this particular juncture, b) the device was forced upon us, I honestly doubt your ex-wife's sister jumped you, held your hands down and forced her lips down on your face, c) it just is, cartoon-liar.
7:03:38 PM John (colonelinblack): Fine, I'll let you have this one
7:03:58 PM John (colonelinblack): But next round is mine, just you wait
7:04:49 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Uh-huh.
7:05:14 PM John (colonelinblack): And she did jump me, for the record
7:06:02 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You poor man.
7:07:02 PM John (colonelinblack): Shut up, alright. I was just.. nevermind
7:07:53 PM John (colonelinblack): If I remember correctly, you didn't exactly get to the proposal stage. So let's not judge, shall we?
7:11:28 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You brought it up, not me.
7:11:53 PM John (colonelinblack): Do you really think.. I'm a screw-up?
7:12:16 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I never said that.
7:12:31 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah, you did
7:12:39 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I said you screwed up the situation.
7:13:28 PM John (colonelinblack): I know you think it, and.. it's okay. I mean, it's okay you think that, not it's okay I am. Because I know.. it's not. OK
7:13:58 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I don't think that, what the hell is wrong with you!
7:14:39 PM John (colonelinblack): Nothing, sorry
7:16:10 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): What do you expect me to say if you tell me you kissed your sister on your wedding day? It's what it is, John, it's a fucking screw up. Maybe not as much a screw up as destroying 5/6th of a solar system but it definitely falls under the category of screw-ups, who cares if she kissed you first or not. And if you can't take it that I will see it that way don't fucking tell me. Don't make me into your woe-toy.
7:17:47 PM John (colonelinblack): My.. woe-toy? Look, I'm sorry. I just.. we were sharing. I'm not denying it was a screw up but it led me to where I am now. And I really like that place
7:18:56 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Yes, your woe-toy. Don't you tell me what I supposedly think of you, especially when I'm telling you that it is not what I think of you.
7:19:51 PM John (colonelinblack): Well, I asked and you didn't answer.. I get it, okay? You don't think I'm a screw-up. Sorry I said that
7:20:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): I don't think you're a screw up.
7:20:24 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): There.
7:21:12 PM John (colonelinblack): Good. I'm glad you don't
7:21:49 PM John (colonelinblack): All I was saying is.. I think things happen for a reason
7:22:52 PM John (colonelinblack): And if Mary hadn't kissed me all those years ago maybe I'd still be in Washington, or hell, maybe I'd be in Iraq with that fucking house in Washington to come home to. And I wouldn't be here, on Atlantis, with you.
7:23:29 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Well then I'm glad she did.
7:23:56 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah... I am too
7:24:25 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Okay.
7:24:59 PM John (colonelinblack): Thanks
7:25:23 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): You're welcome
7:25:46 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): John.
7:25:58 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Don't you ever bring Katie up like that again.
7:26:36 PM John (colonelinblack): Yeah.. I won't
7:26:50 PM Rodney (mockthedyingman): Good. I have to get back to work now.
7:27:05 PM John (colonelinblack): I know, I'll see you tonight