Fic - "Habanera"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: Habanera
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Basil, Ratigan. The Great Mouse Detective.
Word Count: 3,444
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There's only one rule: make him come first.
Warnings: Graphic sex, bondage, inappropriate use of tails, general desecration of beloved Disney characters.
Notes: Ninth in the Basil/Ratigan series, and the first

Comments

[anneka_neko]

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[colonel_bastard]

Yeah, I had a feeling you'd like this one. XD

Seriously, though, I am thoroughly humbled that I have induced keyboard-mashing of such passion and intensity. It really makes me feel like I have what it takes to be a writer. T_T

And as they say, YOU started it! Thanks for the awesome prompt, I was in a major slump (Y SO SRS??) and I needed to write something just ridiculous and insane and filthy, and this was exactly what the doctor ordered. I had a blast with it and I'm so happy that it lived up to your expectations. Now take a few deep breaths and lie down before you hurt yourself. XD

Thanks again, you're the best~ <333

[anneka_neko]

Pffffffffft OF COURSE YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. SEE: YOUR FICCAGE. (Also, TELL ME THE DAY I'M ABLE TO EXCHANGE MONEY FOR YOUR WRITINGS. THEN GIVE THEM TO ME FOR FREE.)

*bouncebouncebounce* I NEED TO HAVE BRILLIANT IDEAS AND SEND THEM TO YOU MORE OFTEN. /I NEED MORE GMD ICONS. *scurries away*

[colonel_bastard]

Why as a matter of fact, I am leaving on Friday for a research trip. For my novel. Which is set in late-Victorian London. SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I WRITE SO MUCH GMD FIC LOL. XD

Trust me, the minute this thing is available for purchase, I am going to be SHOVING it in everyone's FACES on a NON-STOP BASIS. Like O HAI DID I MENTION MY NOVEL WELL HERE IT IS. XDDD

And you will have to pay for them so that SOMEONE will be buying them and then my publisher will be like OMG WRITE MOAR NOVELS and I'll be like OKAY IF YOU INSIST. This is my master plan. This is what I basically tell people when they ask me what I plan to do with my life. 9_9

Annnnnnyway. -_- I just get excited sometimes. I love being a writer. It's my favorite thing in the universe and it makes me go *bouncebouncebounce*

[anneka_neko]

Fffff I feel like you GET me when it comes to writing! Except that I'm way more of a comment whore than you. xD And oh oh cool! Research trip just just COOL! I wish I could do that. Am broke like whoa. :( Also my writings... not really research-heavy. So it'd really be more like "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS RESEARCH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" while I run around being a dork in a different city. But my vacation to England last year ended up being research! It helped me decide which Tube stations my character lives near!

BTW, rereading, and I forgot to mention in the whirlwind of FLAIL, but this:

and underneath the blindfold his eyes boil with tears

just FOR SOME REASON just just GAH. YES. IS GOOD. I like to imagine it's because Basil's brain is like "*poke* YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIIIIIIIIIM" and he's like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO T-T".

(Also, SORRY TO BE ADDING TO SRSBZNS PROMPT PILE, but I WANT MOAR MAMA BASIL BEING A PSYCHO TO LITTLE BRANIAC CHILD!BASIL.)

[colonel_bastard]

Ohhhhh, just because I'm in the closet doesn't mean I'm not a comment whore. XD Do you watch South Park? Do you know that one old stripper who wanders around the club going, "Does anybody want a dance? Dance? ANYBODY WANT A DAAAANCE" Yeah that's pretty much me when it comes to comments. XDDD

Huzzah for trips to England!! I'm going to be spending a lot of this trip on foot, since, uh, they didn't have the Tube in 1884. So I'll be like, hmm, if my character needs to get from Point A to Point B, how long is it gonna take? And then I get to trudging. ^_^

Oh, yay, I love it when people cite their favorite lines! Eeeee! And I LOVE your analysis of Basil vs. His Brain, lol. I want more Mama Basil, too! If I ever get off my ass and write this freakin' prequel fic, she's gonna be all over the ding-dang place!!

[anneka_neko]

*facepalm* I'm playing an educational game that involves adding numbers up to 10 and shooting fruit, trying to edge little children out for a spot on the high scores board. WHERE IS MY DIGNITY?

But yeah no, I do Holmes fic, but I don't think I could do SERIOUS Victorian stuff. TOO MUCH THOUGHT. I kid, but I mean... I'M NOT. It would involve all manner of THINKING SHIT THROUGH. Whereas if I write modern or fantasy, I can either go on autopilot and be like "AND THEN HE ASKED THE GPS WHERE TO GO" or be like "PSSSSH AND THEN HE CAST A SPELL ON THE DRAGON SO IT MAGICALLY KNEW WHERE THE CASTLE WAS".