Fic - "Do No Harm"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: Do No Harm
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Basil, Ratigan. The Great Mouse Detective.
Word Count: 3,242
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ratigan and Basil play doctor. Things get out of hand--- or rather, in hand.
Warnings: Sexual assault, threats of penis-slicing, general desecration of beloved Disney characters.
Notes: The oddest possible

Comments

[enemytosleep]

I saw a commercial for the Great Mouse Detective today and thought of you.

[colonel_bastard]

Haha, awesome. Possibly also traumatizing. But still awesome. XD

Also, how did you see a commercial for it? Are they releasing a special edition DVD or something? It's sort of one of those Disney movies that time forgot...

[enemytosleep]

No, they were going to air it later on tv. I have too many channels to even begin to make a guess, but as we were flipping through we saw it and it was very brightly colored and also featured Mary Poppins and cartoon Buzz Lightyear, so possibly a Disney channel? Run-on sentence is long. XD

[colonel_bastard]

That's awesome! GMD needs more love! <3

[anneka_neko]

<3 OH MY GOD.

First of all, okay the penis-slicing. xD GOD I LOVE YOU THAT'S JUST GAH. To take shkink's darkest hour, and bring it in, and in such an amazing way! <3 (Also, thank you-- now Basil is part starfish in my mind. xD)

And GUH! Just ACK! I love how you softened them down just a TIIIIINY TINY BIT so I can totally buy attraction, and yet it TOTALLY FITS within the dark, twisted little vision I have of that movie. <3<3<3

I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE AMAZING, BUT JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT, YOU'RE AMAZING!

[colonel_bastard]

To be fair, no penises were actually sliced in this fic, so we may never know about that starfish bit... XDDD

I figured this fic would be a bit softer than the last one, since this time Ratigan is more in control of himself. And I really enjoyed getting to write some actual dialogue between them! Hilariously, though this one is softer in tone, it's so much stronger in content... XD

SO GLAD IT STILL FITS. I was so worried about hitting the sophomore slump, after the first one was so well-received. ^_^

IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO BE TOLD THAT ONE IS AMAZING. THANK YOU SO MUCH. <333

[mcqueens_queen]

Holy mother of god! This is so amazingly amazing there are no freaking words. Your characterization is absolutely astounding and your storyline and angst...guh to fucking die for.

YOU'RE MADE OF SO MUCH WIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!1111!11

[colonel_bastard]

AAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!1111!!1!!

Seriously, I'm so happy you enjoyed it, and I really appreciate that you took the time to leave such a lovely and enthusiastic comment. Thank you!! :D

[krissielee]

You even got glasses in there! *squees* *has a bit of a glasses kink* Also, eeeee, doctor!

I'm sure you know by now that I am madly in love with you and your writing. And this is fucking perfect! ♥

Everything was brilliant, right down to Ratigan's twisted chivalry at the end, his mocking taunts, Basil's determination to fight even bound to a chair ...

*falls into incoherent babbling of squeeful win*

[colonel_bastard]

OMG GLASSES KINK FTW *high five!*

I know you've got a thing for my Ratigan-- I'm glad to hear that he can still deliver. XD

*basks in the babbling*

Really, though, it means a lot that you enjoy my writing so much. It makes me super happy and joyful. Thank you for giving me such wonderful feedback! <333

[krissielee]

WAIT WAIT WAIT A SECOND I AM JUST NOW UPLOADING WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST ICON EVER FOR THIS FIC SO YOU DON'T GET A REAL ANSWER UNTIL I UPLOAD IT.

[krissielee]

THIS ICON HAS LITTLE USE ELSEWHERE, BUT I GIGGLED WHEN I SAW IT AND UPLOADED IT JUST FOR THIS. ♥

[became_fire]

I feel slightly wrong for enjoying your GMD fics so much, it's Disney after all, its like a sacred cow or something XD But both of these have been excellent, I love your writing! Hoping there's going to be more :D

[krissielee]

Disney was asking for it, always trying to be so completely non-suggestive but leaving out the obvious. :p

[colonel_bastard]

Haha, just look at my icon for the proof that Disney was asking for it. XD

And don't worry, I feel slightly wrong for writing them, too. Let's all be slightly wrong together!

So glad you're enjoying the series so far, and don't worry, there's definitely going to be more. :D

[became_fire]

I am more than happy to join you in the wrong :D