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ay ay ay OOo...havent updated in a minute...n e wyz am rell bored...nd i found dis survey..so am do it..
--YOU & THE BASICS--
1. name:kevin
2.birthdate:10/1/88
3.age:16
4.eye color:brown
5.hair color:dark brown
6.personality:find out urself
7.describe yourself: find out
8. Nervous Habits? uhhh..i dun even no...i dun think i hav
9. Are you double jointed? i gota double jointed penis...lmao nah
10. Can you roll your tongue? no sir
11. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? jess sir
12. Can you blow spit bubbles? ooOOO..naahh i cant..but i seen dis kidd yerko do it..nd iss crzy..i wish i can do it..lmao
13. Can you cross your eyes?jess
14. Tattoos? nop
15. Piercings and where?none
16. Screename: kvn13b
--GET PHYSICAL--
1.type your name with your eyes closed. kevcin
2.type your name with your elbow. lkevion
3.with your toe.klervin
4.with your non-dominant hand only...turned around. kevub
5.open a book and turn to page 8. what is the 7th word from the bottom? own
6. reach out with both arms. what do you touch first? i dun git it..but if it wht i think..im touchin d wall wit my right hand
7.look and listen to the TV or Radio. whats on? fuq d Tv..i dun wan go downstairs..radio..wow ..is playn.. Young'n by Fabolous ....intersting
8. If your NOT home alone sing this verse really loud and tell us if annyone says anything to you, "OOOH, shes sexy! work it work it owwww. la la la LAH" ...dey sayd shutup
--DO YOU--
1. eat spam or potted meat? huh?
2. type with one hand only? no sir
3. wear the same piece of jewelry everyday? what? my chain
4. twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirrl it
5. usually approach your crush or keep it low? depends hoo it is
6. have a mole anywhere on your face? no sir
7. write with your right hand or left? right
8. cut up all of your meat, then eat, or cut each at one time? one at a time
9. carry more than 10 dollars with you on an average day? lmao...i dun have chyt on me...iss amazin how i go thru d day witout money
10. have blue eyes? nop
11. have a swimming pool. nop
12. sing really well? onlie in d shower..lmao..nah..i dun sing
13. stay at the computer more than an hour at a time on average? i stay for like 5 mins...nd look hoos on..nd if ders no1 intersing..i git off
14. wear thongs everyday? everyday baby...lmao..nah am str8
15. like rock music? no sir
--EITHER/OR--
1. rock or rap? how bout..non...rap is gittin type gay...im leanin toward dat R&B nd R&B-ish kind ov rap...or rap dat aint talkn bout been gansta...cuz all ov dat is a waste ov time nd nuting but booolshyt
2. chinese or mexican? chinese
3. coke or pepsi? coke
4. straight or curly? hMmm...ar u talkn bout hair? cuz..i think girls wit eitha is sexy..but if i had to chooose...mayb curly..depends on d girl tho
5. guy friends or girl friends? both
6. chick-fil-a or zaxby's? wht d fuq is a zaxby
7. ludacris or 50 cent? ludacris
8. guitar or drums? how bout d cowbell lmao
9. chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
10. hot dog or corn dog? hot doGggg
11. mustard or ketchup? ketchup
12. beach or mountains? beAChhhhh
13. beef or chicken? ooo daYymm....mayb chiken
14. me or you? depends hooz readin dis...but mayyb iss youu
15. boxers or briefs? boxers
16. panties or thongs? para las mujeres...thongs nd g strings are sexy
--CURRENT--
1. clothes? im wearing...socks..nd thas jus bout it
2. taste? my toothpaste...(colgate)
3.smell? whteva my mama is cookiin
5. hair style? uhh...its baby hairs comin out...i ono wht u wan call it
6. music? nuting
7. perfume/cologne? my cologne is my secret
8. nail color? uhh..normal?
9. hated song on the radio? dayM...i dun even no where to start
10.crush? crush nuting..pero i like dis girl heather..daYyymm she fiine
--CLOTHES--
1. Where do you shop: uhh..llast place i went wuaz jimmy jazz
2. What do you usually wear: black tee nd my sweatpants..das wen am nice nd comfortable
3. What kind of shoes do you wear: jordans..nikes
4. Do you wear a watch: no sir
5. Color you never wear: pink...purple...nd all does bitchy colors
6. Color you wear at least once a week: black..red...white..
7. Something you wear everyday: my chain
8. Do you wear make up everyday: everyday mayn...jea rii mayyn gitt d hell out
9. Make up essential: huh
10. Most cherished piece of clothing: dno
11.You wouldn't be caught dead wearing: ur mothers panties
12. Do you wear belts: jea
13. Do you wear hats: jea
14. How many pairs of shoes do you have: 1...2...3...4..nd a half... i lost d otha shoe
Childhood weirdness
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?: lmao ...real frends ducck
Did people consider you an odd child?: no sirr
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?:nop
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: jea
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: i wuas runnin away from a clown,...nd i keppt gittin stuck cuz ov d bubble gum dat wuaz on d florr...LMAO
Were you dreams very vivid as a child?: very
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: uhhh....i dno
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age?: dno
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: shut d fuq up lmao..i dno
What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood?: sesame street nd power rangers maaayn
Were you afraid of monsters?: noop
Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: somtimes
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: i wuaz alittle bit ov erryting
Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: jess
If you do, what is your justification for it?: its yummy?
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: lmao
Do you belive in the death penalty?: no sir...death penalty is d easy way out...dey shud torture d person
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: dno
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: i cud give 2 chytz bout marijuana
What about gay marriage?: i think dey shud ban gay marraige...nd send all d gay people to a island far 4rm heer...
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: o jess
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: detest? huh
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? he alredi wuaz re elected..nd i hate dat fuking guy
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: california
Who do you consider "American Heros"?: uhhh...martin luther king...nd d ninja turtles
Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? not relly
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? lmao...nop
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: i neva bought nuting 4rm ther
Are the Muppets sinister? wht
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: nop..i dun watch Tv
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? jess sir
Sugar or Honey?: sugar on my tongue tongue...jippiie jipiiie yum yum...goody goody gum drop... put me in a toungue lock..did it till my body went numbb numbbb...layyytrr on her baaqq baaaq...turn around gave her booty a smaaackk smaackk
How many e-mails do you recieve a day?:like 3 or 5
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: no...
Have you ever had a past life regression?: wht
San Francisco or New York City?: NYCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: nop
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: i saw darkness
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: uhhh...i like how it is now
Emotions And Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?: never
Cutting?: never
Do you get violent when you are angry?: very
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: i dun understand
Are you highly emotive?: dno
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself?. i discuss dem wit people i can trust
Do you fall in love easily?: no
What age/year was the most difficult for you?: uhhh...erryday is a struggle to d next
How do you channel your anger/sadness?: go to sleep
List a few simple things that make you happy: i ono...funny things...wen d people i love ..love me back (thas d best feelin)
When were you most recently your happiest?: im happy almost erryday....ders nuting to b sad about
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: dayM....this would be an essay..iil descrive laytr
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: uhhhh....if by drastic u mean pipi nd coochie.. den jess
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: we all hispanic..
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: no
If yes, are you still friends with that person?:
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: all ov my frends are older den me...cept fo urshur...he young nd sexy like me..LMAoOOOO
Family
Are you close to your family?: not d hole family...
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: uhh i dno
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: cant complain...i got all 10 fingers..10 toes...eyes..mouth..nose nd a pipi
What sitcom does your family most remind you of?: non
Does your family live locally or far away?:my family lives in dis house
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family?: no
Have either of your parents died?: no
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: kind ov diffrent
How many siblings do you have?: 4
Has your family ever thrown food at each other?: jess
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: depends wich part ov d family
Do you look like your parents?: i guess so...dey can b a paiiiiin in d ass somtimes tho
List one interesting fact about your family: uhhh...thers 7 ov us
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: str8
Married/partnered?: partenered till u redy fo marrage
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with?: lmaoo..noo sir
Ever broken someone’s heart?: jea...but we rell close frends now
How many serious relationships have you had?: 3
Do you believe in monogamy?: whht
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? jea...erry1 does
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: no...you hav2 find d right person...u cant jus wayt til ur souls magically come together...wht kind ov weak ass boolshyt is tht
Ever cheated?: no
Been cheated on?: no..but u nevva know
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: dey relly gotta b a Friend nd a Lover
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: steak mayn
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: awww chyyyt....das hard..lmao...uhhh...paper cuts heal...i dun think burns go away dat fast
Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: street smart
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: bottle cap will hurt my throat...ima hav2 say spider...cuz u can chew it..nd swallow it e Z
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: d heart has more common sense den d mind
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? read mindsss
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: lmaaoo...burn my buty
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: inviissible
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?: wuaz integrety?
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: ressurect 1 person
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: no..?
Ever yelled at an SUV?: lmao..prolly
A Hummer?: dun think so
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: i wudent change my life for nuting
Bambi or Nemo?: how bout a ninja turtle
How long have you been on xanga?: dno
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: no
--YOU & THE BASICS--
1. name:kevin
2.birthdate:10/1/88
3.age:16
4.eye color:brown
5.hair color:dark brown
6.personality:find out urself
7.describe yourself: find out
8. Nervous Habits? uhhh..i dun even no...i dun think i hav
9. Are you double jointed? i gota double jointed penis...lmao nah
10. Can you roll your tongue? no sir
11. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? jess sir
12. Can you blow spit bubbles? ooOOO..naahh i cant..but i seen dis kidd yerko do it..nd iss crzy..i wish i can do it..lmao
13. Can you cross your eyes?jess
14. Tattoos? nop
15. Piercings and where?none
16. Screename: kvn13b
--GET PHYSICAL--
1.type your name with your eyes closed. kevcin
2.type your name with your elbow. lkevion
3.with your toe.klervin
4.with your non-dominant hand only...turned around. kevub
5.open a book and turn to page 8. what is the 7th word from the bottom? own
6. reach out with both arms. what do you touch first? i dun git it..but if it wht i think..im touchin d wall wit my right hand
7.look and listen to the TV or Radio. whats on? fuq d Tv..i dun wan go downstairs..radio..wow ..is playn.. Young'n by Fabolous ....intersting
8. If your NOT home alone sing this verse really loud and tell us if annyone says anything to you, "OOOH, shes sexy! work it work it owwww. la la la LAH" ...dey sayd shutup
--DO YOU--
1. eat spam or potted meat? huh?
2. type with one hand only? no sir
3. wear the same piece of jewelry everyday? what? my chain
4. twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirrl it
5. usually approach your crush or keep it low? depends hoo it is
6. have a mole anywhere on your face? no sir
7. write with your right hand or left? right
8. cut up all of your meat, then eat, or cut each at one time? one at a time
9. carry more than 10 dollars with you on an average day? lmao...i dun have chyt on me...iss amazin how i go thru d day witout money
10. have blue eyes? nop
11. have a swimming pool. nop
12. sing really well? onlie in d shower..lmao..nah..i dun sing
13. stay at the computer more than an hour at a time on average? i stay for like 5 mins...nd look hoos on..nd if ders no1 intersing..i git off
14. wear thongs everyday? everyday baby...lmao..nah am str8
15. like rock music? no sir
--EITHER/OR--
1. rock or rap? how bout..non...rap is gittin type gay...im leanin toward dat R&B nd R&B-ish kind ov rap...or rap dat aint talkn bout been gansta...cuz all ov dat is a waste ov time nd nuting but booolshyt
2. chinese or mexican? chinese
3. coke or pepsi? coke
4. straight or curly? hMmm...ar u talkn bout hair? cuz..i think girls wit eitha is sexy..but if i had to chooose...mayb curly..depends on d girl tho
5. guy friends or girl friends? both
6. chick-fil-a or zaxby's? wht d fuq is a zaxby
7. ludacris or 50 cent? ludacris
8. guitar or drums? how bout d cowbell lmao
9. chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
10. hot dog or corn dog? hot doGggg
11. mustard or ketchup? ketchup
12. beach or mountains? beAChhhhh
13. beef or chicken? ooo daYymm....mayb chiken
14. me or you? depends hooz readin dis...but mayyb iss youu
15. boxers or briefs? boxers
16. panties or thongs? para las mujeres...thongs nd g strings are sexy
--CURRENT--
1. clothes? im wearing...socks..nd thas jus bout it
2. taste? my toothpaste...(colgate)
3.smell? whteva my mama is cookiin
5. hair style? uhh...its baby hairs comin out...i ono wht u wan call it
6. music? nuting
7. perfume/cologne? my cologne is my secret
8. nail color? uhh..normal?
9. hated song on the radio? dayM...i dun even no where to start
10.crush? crush nuting..pero i like dis girl heather..daYyymm she fiine
--CLOTHES--
1. Where do you shop: uhh..llast place i went wuaz jimmy jazz
2. What do you usually wear: black tee nd my sweatpants..das wen am nice nd comfortable
3. What kind of shoes do you wear: jordans..nikes
4. Do you wear a watch: no sir
5. Color you never wear: pink...purple...nd all does bitchy colors
6. Color you wear at least once a week: black..red...white..
7. Something you wear everyday: my chain
8. Do you wear make up everyday: everyday mayn...jea rii mayyn gitt d hell out
9. Make up essential: huh
10. Most cherished piece of clothing: dno
11.You wouldn't be caught dead wearing: ur mothers panties
12. Do you wear belts: jea
13. Do you wear hats: jea
14. How many pairs of shoes do you have: 1...2...3...4..nd a half... i lost d otha shoe
Childhood weirdness
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?: lmao ...real frends ducck
Did people consider you an odd child?: no sirr
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?:nop
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: jea
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: i wuas runnin away from a clown,...nd i keppt gittin stuck cuz ov d bubble gum dat wuaz on d florr...LMAO
Were you dreams very vivid as a child?: very
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: uhhh....i dno
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age?: dno
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: shut d fuq up lmao..i dno
What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood?: sesame street nd power rangers maaayn
Were you afraid of monsters?: noop
Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: somtimes
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: i wuaz alittle bit ov erryting
Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: jess
If you do, what is your justification for it?: its yummy?
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: lmao
Do you belive in the death penalty?: no sir...death penalty is d easy way out...dey shud torture d person
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: dno
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: i cud give 2 chytz bout marijuana
What about gay marriage?: i think dey shud ban gay marraige...nd send all d gay people to a island far 4rm heer...
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: o jess
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: detest? huh
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? he alredi wuaz re elected..nd i hate dat fuking guy
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: california
Who do you consider "American Heros"?: uhhh...martin luther king...nd d ninja turtles
Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? not relly
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? lmao...nop
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: i neva bought nuting 4rm ther
Are the Muppets sinister? wht
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: nop..i dun watch Tv
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? jess sir
Sugar or Honey?: sugar on my tongue tongue...jippiie jipiiie yum yum...goody goody gum drop... put me in a toungue lock..did it till my body went numbb numbbb...layyytrr on her baaqq baaaq...turn around gave her booty a smaaackk smaackk
How many e-mails do you recieve a day?:like 3 or 5
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: no...
Have you ever had a past life regression?: wht
San Francisco or New York City?: NYCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: nop
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: i saw darkness
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: uhhh...i like how it is now
Emotions And Such
Have you attempted suicide more than once?: never
Cutting?: never
Do you get violent when you are angry?: very
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: i dun understand
Are you highly emotive?: dno
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself?. i discuss dem wit people i can trust
Do you fall in love easily?: no
What age/year was the most difficult for you?: uhhh...erryday is a struggle to d next
How do you channel your anger/sadness?: go to sleep
List a few simple things that make you happy: i ono...funny things...wen d people i love ..love me back (thas d best feelin)
When were you most recently your happiest?: im happy almost erryday....ders nuting to b sad about
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: dayM....this would be an essay..iil descrive laytr
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: uhhhh....if by drastic u mean pipi nd coochie.. den jess
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: we all hispanic..
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: no
If yes, are you still friends with that person?:
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: all ov my frends are older den me...cept fo urshur...he young nd sexy like me..LMAoOOOO
Family
Are you close to your family?: not d hole family...
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: uhh i dno
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: cant complain...i got all 10 fingers..10 toes...eyes..mouth..nose nd a pipi
What sitcom does your family most remind you of?: non
Does your family live locally or far away?:my family lives in dis house
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family?: no
Have either of your parents died?: no
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: kind ov diffrent
How many siblings do you have?: 4
Has your family ever thrown food at each other?: jess
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: depends wich part ov d family
Do you look like your parents?: i guess so...dey can b a paiiiiin in d ass somtimes tho
List one interesting fact about your family: uhhh...thers 7 ov us
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: str8
Married/partnered?: partenered till u redy fo marrage
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with?: lmaoo..noo sir
Ever broken someone’s heart?: jea...but we rell close frends now
How many serious relationships have you had?: 3
Do you believe in monogamy?: whht
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? jea...erry1 does
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: no...you hav2 find d right person...u cant jus wayt til ur souls magically come together...wht kind ov weak ass boolshyt is tht
Ever cheated?: no
Been cheated on?: no..but u nevva know
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: dey relly gotta b a Friend nd a Lover
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: steak mayn
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: awww chyyyt....das hard..lmao...uhhh...paper cuts heal...i dun think burns go away dat fast
Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: street smart
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: bottle cap will hurt my throat...ima hav2 say spider...cuz u can chew it..nd swallow it e Z
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: d heart has more common sense den d mind
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? read mindsss
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: lmaaoo...burn my buty
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: inviissible
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?: wuaz integrety?
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: ressurect 1 person
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: no..?
Ever yelled at an SUV?: lmao..prolly
A Hummer?: dun think so
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: i wudent change my life for nuting
Bambi or Nemo?: how bout a ninja turtle
How long have you been on xanga?: dno
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: no