My mind is funny
I was writing a paper for my philosophy class and I started thinking about my life. A girl once told me after I cold-heartedly broke up with her that I should never embark on any relationships because I was not the "commitment type" She later on told me to buy a plant and see if I could take care of a plant. You need to water plants and they will grow beautifully. A "scam" does not require any care because it is the antithesis of a relationship. I realized I was not very committed when I went to the gardening section of home depot and bought a cactus. For god's sake I bought a cactus! A plant that requires no water and lives in really hot climates. It's a scam even when it comes to plants and the really hot climates well that comes with my package.;) To make a long story short, wait it wasn't a long story. Anyways I left the cactus outside of my window (second floor) during a tropical storm and the next morning I found it in front of my house broken in half. Then I went on to get fish and the first time around the only fish that survived was a pleco. A pleco is a fish that requires no care, actually the less you care for it the happier it is. I even scammed my fish. For the past eleven months or so I have luckily been in a happy relationship I have a really pretty fish tank and all the fish are growing and healthy. Does this mean that I am ready to commit?