10 Things I Hate About You
10. The fact that you put more ice in the cups than the actual drink.
9. Children are allowed to run up and down the aisle while I get asked to sit after standing for five minutes.
8. The first class passengers got less room than I did on my last flight... I had the whole row, and first class was packed, haha.
7. You raised the price of the snack boxes by a dollar without adding any food... don't think I didn't notice.
6. I got told to use the other bathroom all the way in the back of the plane even though I was ten feet from the first class bathroom.
5. You don't serve snacks anymore. The fucking PACKAGING cost more than the food that went in it, so gimme my peanuts!
4. I had my shower stuff in my carry-on so it wouldn't explode on my clothes. I hate that despite this, my perfume spilled all over my toothbrush, and now I have a metalic floral taste in my mouth.
3. I hate the fact that I still have to fly you home for summer.
2. You lost my luggage, in spite of the fact that the plane was half-full. This was my almost number-one thing I hate about you.
1. Despite all this, it's still amazing to me watching the stars as we fly over the clouds. As we were landing at Logan, there was fog on the ground, and as we got lower, the lights of the city flickered in and out of the darkness as the plane was slowly enveloped by rain and mist. The feeling of touching down, and being able to say "I'm finally home, boy that was a long day", makes it just a little bit better.
But just a little.
9. Children are allowed to run up and down the aisle while I get asked to sit after standing for five minutes.
8. The first class passengers got less room than I did on my last flight... I had the whole row, and first class was packed, haha.
7. You raised the price of the snack boxes by a dollar without adding any food... don't think I didn't notice.
6. I got told to use the other bathroom all the way in the back of the plane even though I was ten feet from the first class bathroom.
5. You don't serve snacks anymore. The fucking PACKAGING cost more than the food that went in it, so gimme my peanuts!
4. I had my shower stuff in my carry-on so it wouldn't explode on my clothes. I hate that despite this, my perfume spilled all over my toothbrush, and now I have a metalic floral taste in my mouth.
3. I hate the fact that I still have to fly you home for summer.
2. You lost my luggage, in spite of the fact that the plane was half-full. This was my almost number-one thing I hate about you.
1. Despite all this, it's still amazing to me watching the stars as we fly over the clouds. As we were landing at Logan, there was fog on the ground, and as we got lower, the lights of the city flickered in and out of the darkness as the plane was slowly enveloped by rain and mist. The feeling of touching down, and being able to say "I'm finally home, boy that was a long day", makes it just a little bit better.
But just a little.