I speak da good Enlish

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so somewhere along our conversation Nicole and I discovered that I am not an English major but an ENLISH major. and like Nicoel (Nicole); i speak da good Enlish.
Enlish is a better form of english, with words such as "doodong" (penis) and beofre (before),ahve (have)amd wahoo (another way of saying penis). In fact, there are many ways to sy (say) penis in Enlish. Enlish speakers are also great supporters of wondrus (wonderful) anime such as Sailor Moon and InuYasha. i am too tired now, but over the next few days expect an entire blog written entirely in Enlish.
a little sample of how Enlish goes
colleen says:
Nicoel = how your name is spelled in Enlish
Nicole says:
kalyeen
Nicole says:
That's advanced Enlish
Nicole says:
not for bagunners
colleen says:
hahahazhahahahaha
Nicole says:
is the z a snort?
Nicole says:
LOL
colleen says:
hehehehehe
colleen says:
oh god
colleen says:
no it just jumped in
Nicole says:
You even laugh in enlish!
colleen says:
it how you laugh in Enlish
colleen says:
hahahahahaha
Nicole says:
lol
Nicole says:
Hey, did Pippin teach you enlish? He talks it good