watching my loser boyfriend play guitar hero is about as much fun as...

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this title is definitely not to be taken seriously! my boyfriend is not a loser. he is just passionate about game that he thinks make him look like a loser. in fact, i am writing this in response to a joke that was made by him that i would go ahead and write about his experience in my live journal...so i am. booyah! it's actually a fun game that makes my wrist hurt. i actually have been attempting to learn how to play the real guitar...its hard! even harder than guitar hero! for those of you who have no idea what i am talking about, it is a playstation game that uses a mock guitar (toy size) as the controller. the basic concept is you play the notes on the screen in accordance with the 'fret buttons' on the 'controller'. if anyone has played amplitude..its really similar. the track-list you get to choose from (the songs you get to play along with i mean) is really sweet. all rock. all the time. TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND!!! (makes hand gesture that is only know to a few) as i am typing, i hear 'ironman' coming out of the tv...ahh ozzy... how i love my rocker boyfriend (although i think it is actually lexx playing it right now). at first i had my reservations about playing this game..its frustrates me...but it must be laced with pot because i am HOOKED like the 60's rock-babe i secretly want to be. in fact i think it would be safe to say that if jay was ozzy, i would DEFINITELY be sharon. i'm older than him, i know what's best for him (ooooohhhhhhhh bazing!)and i tend to not make any sense when i talk. wow..that's freaky.
i can't remember where i was going with this...

i swing oranges...bing crosby style!