Here I go again on my own...

[collegio]

Last night I went out by myself again. Cause my lame ass roommates have some thing called the LSATS on saturday.. i think they just dont like me anymore and wait til i leave and then have sex with each other. and im not invited to that either. but alas, i went out to maloneys with jenny who left after a half an hour without telling me... so from then on i had to fend for myself. Besides acting like a moron in front of various kids in my mkt groups, calling out brian exsessor on being in charms of music, and grabbing tits and ass everywhere nothing good happened. A psycho who shall remain nameless (adam "protection-less" pennacchio)screamed grab my dick at me while someone in the back screamed shes gonna write this in her live journal- so obviously i had to mention that. meredith of course still has a fetish for sex... and on an unrelated sidenote, i bought an oriental rug today. I made some new friends on my journey who i dont remember cause i was black out- but one was in a class i had last year, so clearly i called him out on that and another was so meredith could fulfill said fetish. i ended up on julies doorstep like a lost kitten at 2 am and she fed me warm milk in a dainty bowl on the ground and then deposited me at home. thanks julia. tonight i am not going to happy hour. yeah i said it. not going! I am babysitting tonight.. which means being paid to watch their tv, eat their food, and will sabas favorite away message slap some kids around.

tomorrows agenda is as follows and i expect you all to be there:

4:30 black out village - fighting parents and alumni for beer while at the same time balancing a sausage in one hand, pounding beers, and holding as many solo cups in our hand as we can

after.. Deuce-a-palooza celebrating Wills year anniversary of 21.

sometime mid morning.. might be dead. college.

see you then!
katie