No words, should have sent a poet...

Mar 13, 2005 22:26

well we are now back from south padrino. unless you were there and know the stories then there really is nothing to say here. all in all it was glorious. a list of random happenings will follow that no one but those present will undertand.

sleeping in houston in lights burning our retinas for 10 hours
playing kings circa de 5 mins upon arrival and getting black out for check in
watching dumb ass sluts who wouldnt show shit and a guy chanting HEY WE WANT SOME PUSSY
the barber throwing up in club and it splattering on innocent bystanders feet
watching adam do various random things such as being overly excited by the ocean, buying pina colada mix
sans blender, taking perverted pictures, throwin us in water at a depth of 2 feet, molesting girls and
en turn being called "stranger"
steve beligerantly throwing cups and also being bronzed and beustiful
dylan loving etouffee
having low riders with hydrolics and pick up trucks honk at us as we walk the streets
riding rando mbungee rides while 3 sheets to the wind
being belige mid day
naps
el babaro, la bua bua, el a boo boo... his floppy penis
if by then statements
sick (insert word here)
canadians- are you a chicken farmer? you sure know how to raise cock
beauty pageants, green monsters...
late night beach going
almost getting arrested... the wind jammer cafe... srgt rodriguez
party hats
wet tshirt contest
tug of war - villanova got rocked
balloon tosses
show your dick chants
reverse cow girl
lost voices, bruises, sun burns, splotches, scabies
missing towels/ the towel exchange
making out with promotors/ getting in shower with them
making out with gay guys
front butt thats a medical term?
we could condesnse this pizza into a single box
]re wording rap songs
having a 20 dollar bill and thus putting our hands in the air
booing nina sky off stage/ me(contestant numero dos)
stalking the real world
radisson bracelets
trevor- the hot tub man
justin- the stumbler into our room
south dakota- hott.
kris's boyfriend and mexican
lauren's "bday" make out sesses- her mom knows.
mexican buffet.. cornicopias..
dine and ditch
the barber asking us to test out the mirrors with him/ conquering the mountain
the howard johnson- why were we there?
pelting beads at whores faces after dipping them in our drinks
doyle being so hot right now.. *
people actually live in south dakota?
its baked alaska asshole
habla espanol.. si... blabbity blah blah blabity blah... quuuuuuee?
equations- kris divided by the boyfriend of log of mexican plus free drinks minus lauren's mountiain to the
3rd power square root of south padrino
beer bongs
villanova dance contest pride... john belushi

alright thats all for now poat any remaining comments or in order to defend yourself if you feel abused. we may or may not asknowledge.

south padre 4-eva... pzz- nation,
katie
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